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13702

There Must be 13 Ways to Leave Your Lover

  1. Just fake your own death, Seth
  2. Drive off in the Ram, Sam.
  3. Just move to France, Lance.
  4. Ride out the Storm, Norm.
  5. Just tell her you’re gay, Ray.
13703

There Must be 13 Ways to Leave Your Lover

  1. Just fake your own death, Seth
  2. Drive off in the Ram, Sam.
  3. Just move to France, Lance.
  4. Ride out the Storm, Norm.
  5. Just tell her you’re gay, Ray.
  6. Join a monastery, Jerry.
13704

There Must be 13 Ways to Leave Your Lover

  1. Just fake your own death, Seth.
  2. Drive off in the Ram, Sam.
  3. Just move to France, Lance.
  4. Ride out the Storm, Norm.
  5. Just tell her you’re gay, Ray.
  6. Join a monastery, Jerry.
  7. Lose her in the mob, Bob.
13705

There Must be 13 Ways to Leave Your Lover

  1. Just fake your own death, Seth.
  2. Drive off in the Ram, Sam.
  3. Just move to France, Lance.
  4. Ride out the Storm, Norm.
  5. Just tell her you’re gay, Ray.
  6. Join a monastery, Jerry.
  7. Lose her in the mob, Bob.
  8. Sell her for a penny, Jenny.
13706

There Must be 13 Ways to Leave Your Lover

  1. Just fake your own death, Seth.
  2. Drive off in the Ram, Sam.
  3. Just move to France, Lance.
  4. Ride out the Storm, Norm.
  5. Just tell her you’re gay, Ray.
  6. Join a monastery, Jerry.
  7. Lose her in the mob, Bob.
  8. Sell her for a penny, Jenny.
  9. Take a rocket to Mars, Lars.
13707

There Must be 13 Ways to Leave Your Lover

  1. Just fake your own death, Seth.
  2. Drive off in the Ram, Sam.
  3. Just move to France, Lance.
  4. Ride out the Storm, Norm.
  5. Just tell her you’re gay, Ray.
  6. Join a monastery, Jerry.
  7. Lose her in the mob, Bob.
  8. Sell her for a penny, Jenny.
  9. Take a rocket to Mars, Lars.
  10. Jump on a plane, Shane.
13708

There Must be 13 Ways to Leave Your Lover

  1. Just fake your own death, Seth.
  2. Drive off in the Ram, Sam.
  3. Just move to France, Lance.
  4. Ride out the Storm, Norm.
  5. Just tell her you’re gay, Ray.
  6. Join a monastery, Jerry.
  7. Lose her in the mob, Bob.
  8. Sell her for a penny, Jenny.
  9. Take a rocket to Mars, Lars.
  10. Jump on a plane, Shane.
  11. Have sex with her sister, Mister.
13709

There Must be 13 Ways to Leave Your Lover

  1. Just fake your own death, Seth.
  2. Drive off in the Ram, Sam.
  3. Just move to France, Lance.
  4. Ride out the Storm, Norm.
  5. Just tell her you’re gay, Ray.
  6. Join a monastery, Jerry.
  7. Lose her in the mob, Bob.
  8. Sell her for a penny, Jenny.
  9. Take a rocket to Mars, Lars.
  10. Jump on a plane, Shane.
  11. Have sex with her sister, Mister.
  12. Shoot her in the head, Fred.
13710

There Must be 13 Ways to Leave Your Lover

  1. Just fake your own death, Seth.
  2. Drive off in the Ram, Sam.
  3. Just move to France, Lance.
  4. Ride out the Storm, Norm.
  5. Just tell her you’re gay, Ray.
  6. Join a monastery, Jerry.
  7. Lose her in the mob, Bob.
  8. Sell her for a penny, Jenny.
  9. Take a rocket to Mars, Lars.
  10. Jump on a plane, Shane.
  11. Have sex with her sister, Mister.
  12. Shoot her in the head, Fred.
  13. Slip her some cyanide, Clyde.
    I’ll pass.
13711

You’ve been a very bad boy/girl this year. What does Santa leave under your tree?

  1. Jerry Sandusky
13712

You’ve been a very bad boy/girl this year. What does Santa leave under your tree?

  1. Jerry Sandusky
  2. The Romney Administration
13713

[ou’ve been a very bad boy/girl this year. What does Santa leave under your tree?

  1. Jerry Sandusky
  2. The Romney Administration
  3. A gift card for Guy Fieri’s new Times Square restaurant
13714

You’ve been a very bad boy/girl this year. What does Santa leave under your tree?

  1. Jerry Sandusky
  2. The Romney Administration
  3. A gift card for Guy Fieri’s new Times Square restaurant
  4. A pair of tickets to the Winter Classic.
13715

You’ve been a very bad boy/girl this year. What does Santa leave under your tree?

  1. Jerry Sandusky
  2. The Romney Administration
  3. A gift card for Guy Fieri’s new Times Square restaurant
  4. A pair of tickets to the Winter Classic.
  5. Buffalo Bills playoff tickets
13716

]You’ve been a very bad boy/girl this year. What does Santa leave under your tree?

  1. Jerry Sandusky
  2. The Romney Administration
  3. A gift card for Guy Fieri’s new Times Square restaurant
  4. A pair of tickets to the Winter Classic.
  5. Buffalo Bills playoff tickets
  6. “Nick Gilder’s Greatest Hits” on 8 track
13717

You’ve been a very bad boy/girl this year. What does Santa leave under your tree?

  1. Jerry Sandusky
  2. The Romney Administration
  3. A gift card for Guy Fieri’s new Times Square restaurant
  4. A pair of tickets to the Winter Classic.
  5. Buffalo Bills playoff tickets
  6. “Nick Gilder’s Greatest Hits” on 8 track
  7. Obama
13718

You’ve been a very bad boy/girl this year. What does Santa leave under your tree?

  1. Jerry Sandusky
  2. The Romney Administration
  3. A gift card for Guy Fieri’s new Times Square restaurant
  4. A pair of tickets to the Winter Classic.
  5. Buffalo Bills playoff tickets
  6. “Nick Gilder’s Greatest Hits” on 8 track
  7. Obama
  8. A well-wrapped, sexily dressed member of the gender opposite your sexual preference
    Goddammit, Santa. I asked for Emma Stone and you gave me Brad Pitt? You bastard.
13719

You’ve been a very bad boy/girl this year. What does Santa leave under your tree?

  1. Jerry Sandusky
  2. The Romney Administration
  3. A gift card for Guy Fieri’s new Times Square restaurant
  4. A pair of tickets to the Winter Classic.
  5. Buffalo Bills playoff tickets
  6. “Nick Gilder’s Greatest Hits” on 8 track
  7. Obama
  8. A well-wrapped, sexily dressed member of the gender opposite your sexual preference
  9. The All-New Richard Gere Habitrail Kit
13720

You’ve been a very bad boy/girl this year. What does Santa leave under your tree?

  1. Jerry Sandusky
  2. The Romney Administration
  3. A gift card for Guy Fieri’s new Times Square restaurant
  4. A pair of tickets to the Winter Classic.
  5. Buffalo Bills playoff tickets
  6. “Nick Gilder’s Greatest Hits” on 8 track
  7. Obama
  8. A well-wrapped, sexily dressed member of the gender opposite your sexual preference
  9. The All-New Richard Gere Habitrail Kit
  10. Not just a lump of coal, but a lung cancer diagnosis
13721

You’ve been a very bad boy/girl this year. What does Santa leave under your tree?

  1. Jerry Sandusky
  2. The Romney Administration
  3. A gift card for Guy Fieri’s new Times Square restaurant
  4. A pair of tickets to the Winter Classic.
  5. Buffalo Bills playoff tickets
  6. “Nick Gilder’s Greatest Hits” on 8 track
  7. Obama
  8. A well-wrapped, sexily dressed member of the gender opposite your sexual preference
  9. The All-New Richard Gere Habitrail Kit
  10. Not just a lump of coal, but a lung cancer diagnosis
  11. Doom, Despair, and two Boxes of Agony.