Bakers Dozen

New Year’s Resolutions that you’ve kept and/or have broken over the years (include year):

  1. 2012: Discard all negativity from my life. Succeeded.
  2. Year unknown: never make any other new year’s resolutions. Successful.
  3. Year unknown: Boycott Walmart. Succeeded for over a year, so I’ll call that “successful”.

New Year’s Resolutions that you’ve kept and/or have broken over the years (include year):

  1. 2012: Discard all negativity from my life. Succeeded.
  2. Year unknown: never make any other new year’s resolutions. Successful.
  3. Year unknown: Boycott Walmart. Succeeded for over a year, so I’ll call that “successful”.
  4. 2011: Invent safe, cost-effective teleportation device. Failed.

New Year’s Resolutions that you’ve kept and/or have broken over the years (include year):

  1. 2012: Discard all negativity from my life. Succeeded.
  2. Year unknown: never make any other new year’s resolutions. Successful.
  3. Year unknown: Boycott Walmart. Succeeded for over a year, so I’ll call that “successful”.
  4. 2011: Invent safe, cost-effective teleportation device. Failed.
  5. 2006: Start taking better caare of my health. Kept mostly.

New Year’s Resolutions that you’ve kept and/or have broken over the years (include year):

  1. 2012: Discard all negativity from my life. Succeeded.
  2. Year unknown: never make any other new year’s resolutions. Successful.
  3. Year unknown: Boycott Walmart. Succeeded for over a year, so I’ll call that “successful”.
  4. 2011: Invent safe, cost-effective teleportation device. Failed.
  5. 2006: Start taking better caare of my health. Kept mostly.
  6. 2012: To do at least some writing before I do any web surfing. Failed, but I did improve over 2011.

New Year’s Resolutions that you’ve kept and/or have broken over the years (include year):

  1. 2012: Discard all negativity from my life. Succeeded.
  2. Year unknown: never make any other new year’s resolutions. Successful.
  3. Year unknown: Boycott Walmart. Succeeded for over a year, so I’ll call that “successful”.
  4. 2011: Invent safe, cost-effective teleportation device. Failed.
  5. 2006: Start taking better caare of my health. Kept mostly.
  6. 2012: To do at least some writing before I do any web surfing. Failed, but I did improve over 2011.
  7. [del]1999[/del] [del]2000[/del] [del]2001[/del] [del]2002[/del] [del]2003[/del] [del]2004[/del] [del]2005[/del] [del]2006[/del] [del]2007[/del] [del]2008[/del] [del]2009[/del] [del]2010[/del] 2011:Quit smoking success!

The key is to get lots of practice.

New Year’s Resolutions that you’ve kept and/or have broken over the years (include year):

  1. 2012: Discard all negativity from my life. Succeeded.
  2. Year unknown: never make any other new year’s resolutions. Successful.
  3. Year unknown: Boycott Walmart. Succeeded for over a year, so I’ll call that “successful”.
  4. 2011: Invent safe, cost-effective teleportation device. Failed.
  5. 2006: Start taking better caare of my health. Kept mostly.
  6. 2012: To do at least some writing before I do any web surfing. Failed, but I did improve over 2011.
  7. [del]1999[/del] [del]2000[/del] [del]2001[/del] [del]2002[/del] [del]2003[/del] [del]2004[/del] [del]2005[/del] [del]2006[/del] [del]2007[/del] [del]2008[/del] [del]2009[/del] [del]2010[/del] 2011:Quit smoking success!
  8. 2012: Finish George R.R. Martin’s huge “A Dance with Dragons.” Failed - but I finished it today!

New Year’s Resolutions that you’ve kept and/or have broken over the years (include year):

  1. 2012: Discard all negativity from my life. Succeeded.
  2. Year unknown: never make any other new year’s resolutions. Successful.
  3. Year unknown: Boycott Walmart. Succeeded for over a year, so I’ll call that “successful”.
  4. 2011: Invent safe, cost-effective teleportation device. Failed.
  5. 2006: Start taking better caare of my health. Kept mostly.
  6. 2012: To do at least some writing before I do any web surfing. Failed, but I did improve over 2011.
  7. [del]1999[/del] [del]2000[/del] [del]2001[/del] [del]2002[/del] [del]2003[/del] [del]2004[/del] [del]2005[/del] [del]2006[/del] [del]2007[/del] [del]2008[/del] [del]2009[/del] [del]2010[/del] 2011:Quit smoking success!
  8. 2012: Finish George R.R. Martin’s huge “A Dance with Dragons.” Failed - but I finished it today!
  9. 2009 Lose weight. Not much, but since I didn’t specify a quantity, succeeded.

New Year’s Resolutions that you’ve kept and/or have broken over the years (include year):

  1. 2012: Discard all negativity from my life. Succeeded.
  2. Year unknown: never make any other new year’s resolutions. Successful.
  3. Year unknown: Boycott Walmart. Succeeded for over a year, so I’ll call that “successful”.
  4. 2011: Invent safe, cost-effective teleportation device. Failed.
  5. 2006: Start taking better caare of my health. Kept mostly.
  6. 2012: To do at least some writing before I do any web surfing. Failed, but I did improve over 2011.
  7. [del]1999[/del] [del]2000[/del] [del]2001[/del] [del]2002[/del] [del]2003[/del] [del]2004[/del] [del]2005[/del] [del]2006[/del] [del]2007[/del] [del]2008[/del] [del]2009[/del] [del]2010[/del] 2011:Quit smoking success!
  8. 2012: Finish George R.R. Martin’s huge “A Dance with Dragons.” Failed - but I finished it today!
  9. 2009 Lose weight. Not much, but since I didn’t specify a quantity, succeeded.
  10. 2013: See this category completed by now. Failed.

New Year’s Resolutions that you’ve kept and/or have broken over the years (include year):

  1. 2012: Discard all negativity from my life. Succeeded.
  2. Year unknown: never make any other new year’s resolutions. Successful.
  3. Year unknown: Boycott Walmart. Succeeded for over a year, so I’ll call that “successful”.
  4. 2011: Invent safe, cost-effective teleportation device. Failed.
  5. 2006: Start taking better caare of my health. Kept mostly.
  6. 2012: To do at least some writing before I do any web surfing. Failed, but I did improve over 2011.
  7. [del]1999[/del] [del]2000[/del] [del]2001[/del] [del]2002[/del] [del]2003[/del] [del]2004[/del] [del]2005[/del] [del]2006[/del] [del]2007[/del] [del]2008[/del] [del]2009[/del] [del]2010[/del] 2011:Quit smoking success!
  8. 2012: Finish George R.R. Martin’s huge “A Dance with Dragons.” Failed - but I finished it today!
  9. 2009 Lose weight. Not much, but since I didn’t specify a quantity, succeeded.
  10. 2013: See this category completed by now. Failed.
  11. 2012: Get a girlfriend by Valentine’s Day. Failed. …miserably.

New Year’s Resolutions that you’ve kept and/or have broken over the years (include year):

  1. 2012: Discard all negativity from my life. Succeeded.
  2. Year unknown: never make any other new year’s resolutions. Successful.
  3. Year unknown: Boycott Walmart. Succeeded for over a year, so I’ll call that “successful”.
  4. 2011: Invent safe, cost-effective teleportation device. Failed.
  5. 2006: Start taking better caare of my health. Kept mostly.
  6. 2012: To do at least some writing before I do any web surfing. Failed, but I did improve over 2011.
  7. 1999 2000 2001 2002 2003 2004 2005 2006 2007 2008 2009 2010 2011:Quit smoking success!
  8. 2012: Finish George R.R. Martin’s huge “A Dance with Dragons.” Failed - but I finished it today!
  9. 2009 Lose weight. Not much, but since I didn’t specify a quantity, succeeded.
  10. 2013: See this category completed by now. Failed.
  11. 2012: Get a girlfriend by Valentine’s Day. Failed. …miserably.
  12. 1963: Keep a daily diary. Succeeded!

New Year’s Resolutions that you’ve kept and/or have broken over the years (include year):

  1. 2012: Discard all negativity from my life. Succeeded.
  2. Year unknown: never make any other new year’s resolutions. Successful.
  3. Year unknown: Boycott Walmart. Succeeded for over a year, so I’ll call that “successful”.
  4. 2011: Invent safe, cost-effective teleportation device. Failed.
  5. 2006: Start taking better caare of my health. Kept mostly.
  6. 2012: To do at least some writing before I do any web surfing. Failed, but I did improve over 2011.
  7. 1999 2000 2001 2002 2003 2004 2005 2006 2007 2008 2009 2010 2011:Quit smoking success!
  8. 2012: Finish George R.R. Martin’s huge “A Dance with Dragons.” Failed - but I finished it today!
  9. 2009 Lose weight. Not much, but since I didn’t specify a quantity, succeeded.
  10. 2013: See this category completed by now. Failed.
  11. 2012: Get a girlfriend by Valentine’s Day. Failed. …miserably.
  12. 1963: Keep a daily diary. Succeeded!
  13. 2013: End this Baker’s Dozen and move on to the next one. Succeeded!

Next: Possible New Year’s resolutions from fictional characters:

  1. Bilbo Baggins: Spend more time at home.

Possible New Year’s resolutions from fictional characters:

  1. Bilbo Baggins: Spend more time at home.
  2. Abby Sciuto: Cut back on the CafPow

Possible New Year’s resolutions from fictional characters:

  1. Bilbo Baggins: Spend more time at home.
  2. Abby Sciuto: Cut back on the CafPow
  3. Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Not to let people she doesn’t even *trust *walk or stand behind her.

Possible New Year’s resolutions from fictional characters:

  1. Bilbo Baggins: Spend more time at home.
  2. Abby Sciuto: Cut back on the CafPow
  3. Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Not to let people she doesn’t even trust walk or stand behind her.
  4. Cmdr. Spock: Refrain from inventing a Vulcan death grip just for Dr. McCoy.

Possible New Year’s resolutions from fictional characters:

  1. Bilbo Baggins: Spend more time at home.
  2. Abby Sciuto: Cut back on the CafPow
  3. Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Not to let people she doesn’t even trust walk or stand behind her.
  4. Cmdr. Spock: Refrain from inventing a Vulcan death grip just for Dr. McCoy.
  5. Kate McAllister: Not to leave Kevin home alone AGAIN this Christmas.

Possible New Year’s resolutions from fictional characters:

  1. Bilbo Baggins: Spend more time at home.
  2. Abby Sciuto: Cut back on the CafPow
  3. Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Not to let people she doesn’t even trust walk or stand behind her.
  4. Cmdr. Spock: Refrain from inventing a Vulcan death grip just for Dr. McCoy.
  5. Kate McAllister: Not to leave Kevin home alone AGAIN this Christmas.
  6. Dr. John H. Watson: Keep Holmes away from cocaine for another year.

Possible New Year’s resolutions from fictional characters:

  1. Bilbo Baggins: Spend more time at home.
  2. Abby Sciuto: Cut back on the CafPow
  3. Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Not to let people she doesn’t even trust walk or stand behind her.
  4. Cmdr. Spock: Refrain from inventing a Vulcan death grip just for Dr. McCoy.
  5. Kate McAllister: Not to leave Kevin home alone AGAIN this Christmas.
  6. Dr. John H. Watson: Keep Holmes away from cocaine for another year.
  7. Bugs Bunny: Always toin left at Albukoiky.

Possible New Year’s resolutions from fictional characters:

  1. Bilbo Baggins: Spend more time at home.
  2. Abby Sciuto: Cut back on the CafPow
  3. Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Not to let people she doesn’t even trust walk or stand behind her.
  4. Cmdr. Spock: Refrain from inventing a Vulcan death grip just for Dr. McCoy.
  5. Kate McAllister: Not to leave Kevin home alone AGAIN this Christmas.
  6. Dr. John H. Watson: Keep Holmes away from cocaine for another year.
  7. Bugs Bunny: Always toin left at Albukoiky.
  8. Han Solo: Finally get that engine overhaul I’ve been putting off.

Possible New Year’s resolutions from fictional characters:

  1. Bilbo Baggins: Spend more time at home.
  2. Abby Sciuto: Cut back on the CafPow
  3. Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Not to let people she doesn’t even trust walk or stand behind her.
  4. Cmdr. Spock: Refrain from inventing a Vulcan death grip just for Dr. McCoy.
  5. Kate McAllister: Not to leave Kevin home alone AGAIN this Christmas.
  6. Dr. John H. Watson: Keep Holmes away from cocaine for another year.
  7. Bugs Bunny: Always toin left at Albukoiky.
  8. Han Solo: Finally get that engine overhaul I’ve been putting off.
  9. Sam Vimes: Keep myself away from alcohol for another year.