Bakers Dozen

Words least likely to appear in the lyrics of a country western song

  1. Defenestratin’
  2. Caviar
  3. Smart
  4. Harvard
  5. Jewish
  6. Tintinnabulation

Words least likely to appear in the lyrics of a country western song

  1. Defenestratin’
  2. Caviar
  3. Smart
  4. Harvard
  5. Jewish
  6. Tintinnabulation
  7. Pinot Noir

Words least likely to appear in the lyrics of a country western song

  1. Defenestratin’
  2. Caviar
  3. Smart
  4. Harvard
  5. Jewish
  6. Tintinnabulation
  7. Pinot Noir
  8. penchant

Words least likely to appear in the lyrics of a country western song

  1. Defenestratin’
  2. Caviar
  3. Smart
  4. Harvard
  5. Jewish
  6. Tintinnabulation
  7. Pinot Noir
  8. penchant
  9. “my BMW”

Words least likely to appear in the lyrics of a country western song

  1. Defenestratin’
  2. Caviar
  3. Smart
  4. Harvard
  5. Jewish
  6. Tintinnabulation
  7. Pinot Noir
  8. penchant
  9. “my BMW”
  10. kvetch

Words least likely to appear in the lyrics of a country western song

  1. Defenestratin’
  2. Caviar
  3. Smart
  4. Harvard
  5. Jewish
  6. Tintinnabulation
  7. Pinot Noir
  8. penchant
  9. “my BMW”
  10. kvetch
  11. Wall Street Journal

Words least likely to appear in the lyrics of a country western song

  1. Defenestratin’
  2. Caviar
  3. Smart
  4. Harvard
  5. Jewish
  6. Tintinnabulation
  7. Pinot Noir
  8. penchant
  9. “my BMW”
  10. kvetch
  11. Wall Street Journal
  12. Portfolio

Words least likely to appear in the lyrics of a country western song

  1. Defenestratin’
  2. Caviar
  3. Smart
  4. Harvard
  5. Jewish
  6. Tintinnabulation
  7. Pinot Noir
  8. penchant
  9. “my BMW”
  10. kvetch
  11. Wall Street Journal
  12. Portfolio
  13. Homie

Commercial sponsors for the selection of the new Pope

  1. Kellogg’s Pope-Tarts

As for “caviar” in a country song: The Judds - This Country's Rockin' Lyrics | AZLyrics.com

And “smart”: Brad Paisley - Love Her Like She's Leavin' Lyrics | AZLyrics.com

And “Harvard”: Swing Lyrics - Trace Adkins - Cowboy Lyrics

Commercial sponsors for the selection of the new Pope

  1. Kellogg’s Pope-Tarts
  2. Max’s Magnificent Mitres Ltd.

Commercial sponsors for the selection of the new Pope

  1. Kellogg’s Pope-Tarts
  2. Max’s Magnificent Mitres Ltd.
  3. Cardinal Health

Commercial sponsors for the selection of the new Pope

  1. Kellogg’s Pope-Tarts
  2. Max’s Magnificent Mitres Ltd.
  3. Cardinal Health
  4. Child Protective Services

Commercial sponsors for the selection of the new Pope

  1. Kellogg’s Pope-Tarts
  2. Max’s Magnificent Mitres Ltd.
  3. Cardinal Health
  4. Child Protective Services
  5. St Louis Cardinals

Commercial sponsors for the selection of the new Pope

  1. Kellogg’s Pope-Tarts
  2. Max’s Magnificent Mitres Ltd.
  3. Cardinal Health
  4. Child Protective Services
  5. St Louis Cardinals
  6. Trojan

Commercial sponsors for the selection of the new Pope

  1. Kellogg’s Pope-Tarts
  2. Max’s Magnificent Mitres Ltd.
  3. Cardinal Health
  4. Child Protective Services
  5. St Louis Cardinals
  6. Trojan
  7. San Diego (most eminent) Padres

Commercial sponsors for the selection of the new Pope

  1. Kellogg’s Pope-Tarts
  2. Max’s Magnificent Mitres Ltd.
  3. Cardinal Health
  4. Child Protective Services
  5. St Louis Cardinals
  6. Trojan
  7. San Diego (most eminent) Padres
  8. Philip Morris (“While you’re waiting for white smoke, enjoy a smoke of your own!”)

Commercial sponsors for the selection of the new Pope

  1. Kellogg’s Pope-Tarts
  2. Max’s Magnificent Mitres Ltd.
  3. Cardinal Health
  4. Child Protective Services
  5. St Louis Cardinals
  6. Trojan
  7. San Diego (most eminent) Padres
  8. Philip Morris (“While you’re waiting for white smoke, enjoy a smoke of your own!”)
  9. Pope Manufacturing Company (Alas, they don’t exist anymore…)

Commercial sponsors for the selection of the new Pope

  1. Kellogg’s Pope-Tarts
  2. Max’s Magnificent Mitres Ltd.
  3. Cardinal Health
  4. Child Protective Services
  5. St Louis Cardinals
  6. Trojan
  7. San Diego (most eminent) Padres
  8. Philip Morris (“While you’re waiting for white smoke, enjoy a smoke of your own!”)
  9. Pope Manufacturing Company (Alas, they don’t exist anymore…)
  10. Thrones-R-Us

Commercial sponsors for the selection of the new Pope

  1. Kellogg’s Pope-Tarts
  2. Max’s Magnificent Mitres Ltd.
  3. Cardinal Health
  4. Child Protective Services
  5. St Louis Cardinals
  6. Trojan
  7. San Diego (most eminent) Padres
  8. Philip Morris (“While you’re waiting for white smoke, enjoy a smoke of your own!”)
  9. Pope Manufacturing Company (Alas, they don’t exist anymore…)
  10. Thrones-R-Us
  11. Roman Meal

Commercial sponsors for the selection of the new Pope

  1. Kellogg’s Pope-Tarts
  2. Max’s Magnificent Mitres Ltd.
  3. Cardinal Health
  4. Child Protective Services
  5. St Louis Cardinals
  6. Trojan
  7. San Diego (most eminent) Padres
  8. Philip Morris (“While you’re waiting for white smoke, enjoy a smoke of your own!”)
  9. Pope Manufacturing Company (Alas, they don’t exist anymore…)
  10. Thrones-R-Us
  11. Roman Meal
  12. The cast of Jesus Christ Superstar

Commercial sponsors for the selection of the new Pope

  1. Kellogg’s Pope-Tarts
  2. Max’s Magnificent Mitres Ltd.
  3. Cardinal Health
  4. Child Protective Services
  5. St Louis Cardinals
  6. Trojan
  7. San Diego (most eminent) Padres
  8. Philip Morris (“While you’re waiting for white smoke, enjoy a smoke of your own!”)
  9. Pope Manufacturing Company (Alas, they don’t exist anymore…)
  10. Thrones-R-Us
  11. Roman Meal
  12. The cast of Jesus Christ Superstar
  13. Basilica Bleach Co. (“Makes your vestments whiter than white!”)

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Overheard at the Papal Election Conclave

  1. “Love your mitre! Where’d you get it?”