“Frankly, Your Eminence, I really don’t want the job. I’ve never looked good in white.”
“At least now he’ll finally stop making that stupid ‘Eggs Me’ joke every time we go to IHOP.”
“Word from America is, Obama wants to be considered . . . AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”
“Check it out, Dude, I borrowed my brother’s ID so I can vote.”
“Snicker… I put ‘Elmer Fudd’ on my ballot as a goof!”
“Another deadlock? This is the twelfth! Oh, all right, then… eenie, meenie, minie moe…”
“Okay, we just did a Polack and a Kraut, now can we go back to 500 years of Wops again?”
“Welcome to the Vatican guest quarters, Cardinal. Now, as to the choirboy assigned to your room, do you have any preferences as to age, nationality, build, accent, and so on…?”
“Frankly, Your Eminence, I really don’t want the job. I’ve never looked good in white.”
“At least now he’ll finally stop making that stupid ‘Eggs Me’ joke every time we go to IHOP.”
“Word from America is, Obama wants to be considered . . . AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”
“Check it out, Dude, I borrowed my brother’s ID so I can vote.”
“Snicker… I put ‘Elmer Fudd’ on my ballot as a goof!”
“Another deadlock? This is the twelfth! Oh, all right, then… eenie, meenie, minie moe…”
“Okay, we just did a Polack and a Kraut, now can we go back to 500 years of Wops again?”
“Welcome to the Vatican guest quarters, Cardinal. Now, as to the choirboy assigned to your room, do you have any preferences as to age, nationality, build, accent, and so on…?”
“Let’s mess with his head and vote him back into office.”
“Frankly, Your Eminence, I really don’t want the job. I’ve never looked good in white.”
“At least now he’ll finally stop making that stupid ‘Eggs Me’ joke every time we go to IHOP.”
“Word from America is, Obama wants to be considered . . . AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”
“Check it out, Dude, I borrowed my brother’s ID so I can vote.”
“Snicker… I put ‘Elmer Fudd’ on my ballot as a goof!”
“Another deadlock? This is the twelfth! Oh, all right, then… eenie, meenie, minie moe…”
“Okay, we just did a Polack and a Kraut, now can we go back to 500 years of Wops again?”
“Welcome to the Vatican guest quarters, Cardinal. Now, as to the choirboy assigned to your room, do you have any preferences as to age, nationality, build, accent, and so on…?”
“Let’s mess with his head and vote him back into office.”
“No, Simon Cowell doesn’t get a vote.”
New topic: Women who posed nude for Playboy years after nobody wanted to see them any more.
New topic: Women who posed nude for Playboy years after nobody wanted to see them any more.
Nancy Sinatra
Phyllis Diller
(Not to imply that there was ever much of community that wanted to see Phyllis Diller pose, before or after the plastic surgeries, but as she had 5 kids apparently at least her first husband enjoyed it occasionally.)