In my family, Easter was a fresh clean beginning. Hence the new clothes and shoes, and toiletry products (deodorant, toothpaste, etc.) along with a little candy.
It’s my birthday today. 13 ways it can go wrong (not involving death)
My car can break down in expensive ways
You can get food poisoning from the icing on your cake
You sneak over to your buddy’s place with the hot secretary you’re hoping to score with, she’s dressed for sex in a hot number and draped all over you, and as you open the door your wife and friends all yell, Surprise!!!
It’s my birthday today. 13 ways it can go wrong (not involving death)
My car can break down in expensive ways
You can get food poisoning from the icing on your cake
You sneak over to your buddy’s place with the hot secretary you thought you were going to score with, she’s scantily clad and draped all over you, and as you open the door your wife and friends all yell, Surprise!!!
Everybody thought you were born on a Leap Year and show up for the party tomorrow.
It’s my birthday today. 13 ways it can go wrong (not involving death)
My car can break down in expensive ways
You can get food poisoning from the icing on your cake
You sneak over to your buddy’s place with the hot secretary you’re hoping to score with, she’s dressed for sex in a hot number and draped all over you, and as you open the door your wife and friends all yell, Surprise!!!
Everybody thought you were born on a Leap Year and show up for the party tomorrow.
Your parents finally tell you, son, you were adopted.
It’s my birthday today. 13 ways it can go wrong (not involving death)
My car can break down in expensive ways
You can get food poisoning from the icing on your cake
You sneak over to your buddy’s place with the hot secretary you’re hoping to score with, she’s dressed for sex in a hot number and draped all over you, and as you open the door your wife and friends all yell, Surprise!!!
Everybody thought you were born on a Leap Year and show up for the party tomorrow.
Your parents finally tell you, son, you were adopted.
Several people ask you how it feels to turn 50. You’re celebrating your 40th birthday.
It’s my birthday today. 13 ways it can go wrong (not involving death)
My car can break down in expensive ways
You can get food poisoning from the icing on your cake
You sneak over to your buddy’s place with the hot secretary you’re hoping to score with, she’s dressed for sex in a hot number and draped all over you, and as you open the door your wife and friends all yell, Surprise!!!
Everybody thought you were born on a Leap Year and show up for the party tomorrow.
Your parents finally tell you, son, you were adopted.
Several people ask you how it feels to turn 50. You’re celebrating your 40th birthday.
Your wife is at the party, and people who don’t know her and see her at your side think she’s your mother.
It’s my birthday today. 13 ways it can go wrong (not involving death)
My car can break down in expensive ways
You can get food poisoning from the icing on your cake
You sneak over to your buddy’s place with the hot secretary you’re hoping to score with, she’s dressed for sex in a hot number and draped all over you, and as you open the door your wife and friends all yell, Surprise!!!
Everybody thought you were born on a Leap Year and show up for the party tomorrow.
Your parents finally tell you, son, you were adopted.
Several people ask you how it feels to turn 50. You’re celebrating your 40th birthday.
Your wife is at the party, and people who don’t know her and see her at your side think she’s your mother.
Presents include paternity test showing child is not your own, odor eaters (maximum strength), and book entitled “How to live with STD’s” (given to you by spouse.)
It’s my birthday today. 13 ways it can go wrong (not involving death)
My car can break down in expensive ways
You can get food poisoning from the icing on your cake
You sneak over to your buddy’s place with the hot secretary you’re hoping to score with, she’s dressed for sex in a hot number and draped all over you, and as you open the door your wife and friends all yell, Surprise!!!
Everybody thought you were born on a Leap Year and show up for the party tomorrow.
Your parents finally tell you, son, you were adopted.
Several people ask you how it feels to turn 50. You’re celebrating your 40th birthday.
Your wife is at the party, and people who don’t know her and see her at your side think she’s your mother.
Presents include paternity test showing child is not your own, odor eaters (maximum strength), and book entitled “How to live with STD’s” (given to you by spouse.)