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Things to add to a child’s Easter basket

  1. Chocolate rabbit
  2. Peeps

Things to add to a child’s Easter basket

  1. Chocolate rabbit
  2. Peeps
  3. Jelly Beans

Things to add to a child’s Easter basket

  1. Chocolate rabbit
  2. Peeps
  3. Jelly Beans
  4. Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs (my personal favorite)

Things to add to a child’s Easter basket

  1. Chocolate rabbit
  2. Peeps
  3. Jelly Beans
  4. Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs (my personal favorite)
  5. Toothbrush

In my family, Easter was a fresh clean beginning. Hence the new clothes and shoes, and toiletry products (deodorant, toothpaste, etc.) along with a little candy.

Things to add to a child’s Easter basket

  1. Chocolate rabbit
  2. Peeps
  3. Jelly Beans
  4. Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs (my personal favorite)
  5. Toothbrush
  6. Stuffed bunny

Things to add to a child’s Easter basket

  1. Chocolate rabbit
  2. Peeps
  3. Jelly Beans
  4. Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs (my personal favorite)
  5. Toothbrush
  6. Stuffed bunny
  7. Green plastic “grass”

Things to add to a child’s Easter basket

  1. Chocolate rabbit
  2. Peeps
  3. Jelly Beans
  4. Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs (my personal favorite)
  5. Toothbrush
  6. Stuffed bunny
  7. Green plastic “grass”
  8. Pickles

Not for me. But my sister loved dill pickles so she always got a jar of them in her Easter basket and Christmas stocking.

Things to add to a child’s Easter basket

  1. Chocolate rabbit
  2. Peeps
  3. Jelly Beans
  4. Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs (my personal favorite)
  5. Toothbrush
  6. Stuffed bunny
  7. Green plastic “grass”
  8. Pickles
  9. Love
    Awww…
    Sorry, but I couldn’t think of anything and wanted to keep the thread going.

SFC Schwartz

Things to add to a child’s Easter basket

  1. Chocolate rabbit
  2. Peeps
  3. Jelly Beans
  4. Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs (my personal favorite)
  5. Toothbrush
  6. Stuffed bunny
  7. Green plastic “grass”
  8. Pickles
  9. Love
  10. Gummy Bears

Things to add to a child’s Easter basket

  1. Chocolate rabbit
  2. Peeps
  3. Jelly Beans
  4. Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs (my personal favorite)
  5. Toothbrush
  6. Stuffed bunny
  7. Green plastic “grass”
  8. Pickles
  9. Love
  10. Gummy Bears
  11. small toys

Things to add to a child’s Easter basket

  1. Chocolate rabbit
  2. Peeps
  3. Jelly Beans
  4. Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs (my personal favorite)
  5. Toothbrush
  6. Stuffed bunny
  7. Green plastic “grass”
  8. Pickles
  9. Love
  10. Gummy Bears
  11. small toys
  12. Painted hard-boiled eggs

Things to add to a child’s Easter basket

  1. Chocolate rabbit
  2. Peeps
  3. Jelly Beans
  4. Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs (my personal favorite)
  5. Toothbrush
  6. Stuffed bunny
  7. Green plastic “grass”
  8. Pickles
  9. Love
  10. Gummy Bears
  11. small toys
  12. Painted hard-boiled eggs
  13. Chocolates (for Mom)

It’s my birthday today. 13 ways it can go wrong (not involving death)

  1. My car can break down in expensive ways

It’s my birthday today. 13 ways it can go wrong (not involving death)

  1. My car can break down in expensive ways
  2. You can get food poisoning from the icing on your cake

It’s my birthday today. 13 ways it can go wrong (not involving death)

  1. My car can break down in expensive ways
  2. You can get food poisoning from the icing on your cake
  3. You sneak over to your buddy’s place with the hot secretary you’re hoping to score with, she’s dressed for sex in a hot number and draped all over you, and as you open the door your wife and friends all yell, Surprise!!!

ETA: well, that might lead to death.

It’s my birthday today. 13 ways it can go wrong (not involving death)

  1. My car can break down in expensive ways
  2. You can get food poisoning from the icing on your cake
  3. You sneak over to your buddy’s place with the hot secretary you thought you were going to score with, she’s scantily clad and draped all over you, and as you open the door your wife and friends all yell, Surprise!!!
  4. Everybody thought you were born on a Leap Year and show up for the party tomorrow.

SFC Schwartz

It’s my birthday today. 13 ways it can go wrong (not involving death)

  1. My car can break down in expensive ways
  2. You can get food poisoning from the icing on your cake
  3. You sneak over to your buddy’s place with the hot secretary you’re hoping to score with, she’s dressed for sex in a hot number and draped all over you, and as you open the door your wife and friends all yell, Surprise!!!
  4. Everybody thought you were born on a Leap Year and show up for the party tomorrow.
  5. Your parents finally tell you, son, you were adopted.

It’s my birthday today. 13 ways it can go wrong (not involving death)

  1. My car can break down in expensive ways
  2. You can get food poisoning from the icing on your cake
  3. You sneak over to your buddy’s place with the hot secretary you’re hoping to score with, she’s dressed for sex in a hot number and draped all over you, and as you open the door your wife and friends all yell, Surprise!!!
  4. Everybody thought you were born on a Leap Year and show up for the party tomorrow.
  5. Your parents finally tell you, son, you were adopted.
  6. Several people ask you how it feels to turn 50. You’re celebrating your 40th birthday.

It’s my birthday today. 13 ways it can go wrong (not involving death)

  1. My car can break down in expensive ways
  2. You can get food poisoning from the icing on your cake
  3. You sneak over to your buddy’s place with the hot secretary you’re hoping to score with, she’s dressed for sex in a hot number and draped all over you, and as you open the door your wife and friends all yell, Surprise!!!
  4. Everybody thought you were born on a Leap Year and show up for the party tomorrow.
  5. Your parents finally tell you, son, you were adopted.
  6. Several people ask you how it feels to turn 50. You’re celebrating your 40th birthday.
  7. Your wife is at the party, and people who don’t know her and see her at your side think she’s your mother.

It’s my birthday today. 13 ways it can go wrong (not involving death)

  1. My car can break down in expensive ways
  2. You can get food poisoning from the icing on your cake
  3. You sneak over to your buddy’s place with the hot secretary you’re hoping to score with, she’s dressed for sex in a hot number and draped all over you, and as you open the door your wife and friends all yell, Surprise!!!
  4. Everybody thought you were born on a Leap Year and show up for the party tomorrow.
  5. Your parents finally tell you, son, you were adopted.
  6. Several people ask you how it feels to turn 50. You’re celebrating your 40th birthday.
  7. Your wife is at the party, and people who don’t know her and see her at your side think she’s your mother.
  8. Presents include paternity test showing child is not your own, odor eaters (maximum strength), and book entitled “How to live with STD’s” (given to you by spouse.)

It’s my birthday today. 13 ways it can go wrong (not involving death)

  1. My car can break down in expensive ways
  2. You can get food poisoning from the icing on your cake
  3. You sneak over to your buddy’s place with the hot secretary you’re hoping to score with, she’s dressed for sex in a hot number and draped all over you, and as you open the door your wife and friends all yell, Surprise!!!
  4. Everybody thought you were born on a Leap Year and show up for the party tomorrow.
  5. Your parents finally tell you, son, you were adopted.
  6. Several people ask you how it feels to turn 50. You’re celebrating your 40th birthday.
  7. Your wife is at the party, and people who don’t know her and see her at your side think she’s your mother.
  8. Presents include paternity test showing child is not your own, odor eaters (maximum strength), and book entitled “How to live with STD’s” (given to you by spouse.)
  9. Your Baker’s Dozen round stalls