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It’s my birthday today. 13 ways it can go wrong (not involving death)

  1. My car can break down in expensive ways
  2. You can get food poisoning from the icing on your cake
  3. You sneak over to your buddy’s place with the hot secretary you’re hoping to score with, she’s dressed for sex in a hot number and draped all over you, and as you open the door your wife and friends all yell, Surprise!!!
  4. Everybody thought you were born on a Leap Year and show up for the party tomorrow.
  5. Your parents finally tell you, son, you were adopted.
  6. Several people ask you how it feels to turn 50. You’re celebrating your 40th birthday.
  7. Your wife is at the party, and people who don’t know her and see her at your side think she’s your mother.
  8. Presents include paternity test showing child is not your own, odor eaters (maximum strength), and book entitled “How to live with STD’s” (given to you by spouse.)
  9. Your Baker’s Dozen round stalls
  10. Your birthday cake isn’t chocolate. Worse yet, there’s no ice cream.
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It’s my birthday today. 13 ways it can go wrong (not involving death)

  1. My car can break down in expensive ways
  2. You can get food poisoning from the icing on your cake
  3. You sneak over to your buddy’s place with the hot secretary you’re hoping to score with, she’s dressed for sex in a hot number and draped all over you, and as you open the door your wife and friends all yell, Surprise!!!
  4. Everybody thought you were born on a Leap Year and show up for the party tomorrow.
  5. Your parents finally tell you, son, you were adopted.
  6. Several people ask you how it feels to turn 50. You’re celebrating your 40th birthday.
  7. Your wife is at the party, and people who don’t know her and see her at your side think she’s your mother.
  8. Presents include paternity test showing child is not your own, odor eaters (maximum strength), and book entitled “How to live with STD’s” (given to you by spouse.)
  9. Your Baker’s Dozen round stalls
  10. Your birthday cake isn’t chocolate. Worse yet, there’s no ice cream.
  11. As you lean over the cake to blow out your candles your necktie catches on fire.
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Celebrities known for losing weight ?
I guess that was a joke, a list that will never reach 13.

Its already been said, whats the point of this game when we could just refer to a wikipedia list of or something,
its lke

New topic: integers less than 14.

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Don’t we need to complete the current category first?

It’s my birthday today. 13 ways it can go wrong (not involving death)

  1. My car can break down in expensive ways
  2. You can get food poisoning from the icing on your cake
  3. You sneak over to your buddy’s place with the hot secretary you’re hoping to score with, she’s dressed for sex in a hot number and draped all over you, and as you open the door your wife and friends all yell, Surprise!!!
  4. Everybody thought you were born on a Leap Year and show up for the party tomorrow.
  5. Your parents finally tell you, son, you were adopted.
  6. Several people ask you how it feels to turn 50. You’re celebrating your 40th birthday.
  7. Your wife is at the party, and people who don’t know her and see her at your side think she’s your mother.
  8. Presents include paternity test showing child is not your own, odor eaters (maximum strength), and book entitled “How to live with STD’s” (given to you by spouse.)
  9. Your Baker’s Dozen round stalls
  10. Your birthday cake isn’t chocolate. Worse yet, there’s no ice cream.
  11. As you lean over the cake to blow out your candles your necktie catches on fire.
  12. No girls at the party.
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It’s my birthday today. 13 ways it can go wrong (not involving death)

  1. My car can break down in expensive ways
  2. You can get food poisoning from the icing on your cake
  3. You sneak over to your buddy’s place with the hot secretary you’re hoping to score with, she’s dressed for sex in a hot number and draped all over you, and as you open the door your wife and friends all yell, Surprise!!!
  4. Everybody thought you were born on a Leap Year and show up for the party tomorrow.
  5. Your parents finally tell you, son, you were adopted.
  6. Several people ask you how it feels to turn 50. You’re celebrating your 40th birthday.
  7. Your wife is at the party, and people who don’t know her and see her at your side think she’s your mother.
  8. Presents include paternity test showing child is not your own, odor eaters (maximum strength), and book entitled “How to live with STD’s” (given to you by spouse.)
  9. Your Baker’s Dozen round stalls
  10. Your birthday cake isn’t chocolate. Worse yet, there’s no ice cream.
  11. As you lean over the cake to blow out your candles your necktie catches on fire.
  12. No girls at the party.
  13. Your sweet 16 party is the same night as high school graduation for most of your friends. And your party has no booze. (Bummer, sis.)

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Ways to make March Madness basketball games more interesting

  1. Flaming basketball rims
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Ways to make March Madness basketball games more interesting

  1. Flaming basketball rims
  2. Gonzaga finally wins it all
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Ways to make March Madness basketball games more interesting

  1. Flaming basketball rims
  2. Gonzaga finally wins it all
  3. Play in black light with fluorescent stripes on the ball and uniforms, and light-up shoes.
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Ways to make March Madness basketball games more interesting

  1. Flaming basketball rims
  2. Gonzaga finally wins it all
  3. Play in black light with fluorescent stripes on the ball and uniforms, and light-up shoes.
  4. Florida wins every single year
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Clever, but we did that already awhile back.

Ways to make March Madness basketball games more interesting

  1. Flaming basketball rims
  2. Gonzaga finally wins it all
  3. Play in black light with fluorescent stripes on the ball and uniforms, and light-up shoes.
  4. Florida wins every single year
  5. The losing teams are shot
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Ways to make March Madness basketball games more interesting

  1. Flaming basketball rims
  2. Gonzaga finally wins it all
  3. Play in black light with fluorescent stripes on the ball and uniforms, and light-up shoes.
  4. Florida wins every single year
  5. The losing teams are shot
  6. Play the games on an ice rink.
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Ways to make March Madness basketball games more interesting

  1. Flaming basketball rims
  2. Gonzaga finally wins it all
  3. Play in black light with fluorescent stripes on the ball and uniforms, and light-up shoes.
  4. Florida wins every single year
  5. The losing teams are shot
  6. Play the games on an ice rink.
  7. Women’s basketball adopts “shirts and skins” rule.
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Ways to make March Madness basketball games more interesting

  1. Flaming basketball rims
  2. Gonzaga finally wins it all
  3. Play in black light with fluorescent stripes on the ball and uniforms, and light-up shoes.
  4. Florida wins every single year
  5. The losing teams are shot
  6. Play the games on an ice rink.
  7. Women’s basketball adopts “shirts and skins” rule.
  8. Two land mines are randomly embedded in the court.
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Ways to make March Madness basketball games more interesting

  1. Flaming basketball rims
  2. Gonzaga finally wins it all
  3. Play in black light with fluorescent stripes on the ball and uniforms, and light-up shoes.
  4. Florida wins every single year
  5. The losing teams are shot
  6. Play the games on an ice rink.
  7. Women’s basketball adopts “shirts and skins” rule.
  8. Two land mines are randomly embedded in the court.
  9. Basketballs make fart noises when they bounce
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Ways to make March Madness basketball games more interesting

  1. Flaming basketball rims
  2. Gonzaga finally wins it all
  3. Play in black light with fluorescent stripes on the ball and uniforms, and light-up shoes.
  4. Florida wins every single year
  5. The losing teams are shot
  6. Play the games on an ice rink.
  7. Women’s basketball adopts “shirts and skins” rule.
  8. Two land mines are randomly embedded in the court.
  9. Basketballs make fart noises when they bounce
  10. The guy who gets the lowest score in your office pool gets fired.
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Ways to make March Madness basketball games more interesting

  1. Flaming basketball rims
  2. Gonzaga finally wins it all
  3. Play in black light with fluorescent stripes on the ball and uniforms, and light-up shoes.
  4. Florida wins every single year
  5. The losing teams are shot
  6. Play the games on an ice rink.
  7. Women’s basketball adopts “shirts and skins” rule.
  8. Two land mines are randomly embedded in the court.
  9. Basketballs make fart noises when they bounce
  10. The guy who gets the lowest score in your office pool gets fired.
  11. Drinking games. Your team makes a shot = you drink a shot. Alcohol poisoning ensues!
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Ways to make March Madness basketball games more interesting

  1. Flaming basketball rims
  2. Gonzaga finally wins it all
  3. Play in black light with fluorescent stripes on the ball and uniforms, and light-up shoes.
  4. Florida wins every single year
  5. The losing teams are shot
  6. Play the games on an ice rink.
  7. Women’s basketball adopts “shirts and skins” rule.
  8. Two land mines are randomly embedded in the court.
  9. Basketballs make fart noises when they bounce
  10. The guy who gets the lowest score in your office pool gets fired.
  11. Drinking games. Your team makes a shot = you drink a shot. Alcohol poisoning ensues!
  12. Scanners and laserbeams set up to detect and vaporize 3-second rule violators.
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Ways to make March Madness basketball games more interesting

  1. Flaming basketball rims
  2. Gonzaga finally wins it all
  3. Play in black light with fluorescent stripes on the ball and uniforms, and light-up shoes.
  4. Florida wins every single year
  5. The losing teams are shot
  6. Play the games on an ice rink.
  7. Women’s basketball adopts “shirts and skins” rule.
  8. Two land mines are randomly embedded in the court.
  9. Basketballs make fart noises when they bounce
  10. The guy who gets the lowest score in your office pool gets fired.
  11. Drinking games. Your team makes a shot = you drink a shot. Alcohol poisoning ensues!
  12. Scanners and laserbeams set up to detect and vaporize 3-second rule violators.
  13. 8-second shot clock!
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Songs / Music with No Lyrics

  1. Misirlou
  2. Flying
  3. Pipeline
  4. Beethoven’s Piano Concerto No. 5 in E-flat major, the “Emperor Concerto”