Bakers Dozen

Famous swords (and their wielders)

  1. Joyeuse (Charlemagne)
  2. Excalibur (Arthur)
  3. Lady Vivamus (Oscar Gordon in Glory Road)
  4. Anduril (Aragorn)
  5. Tizona (El Cid)
  6. Glamdring (Gandalf)
  7. Green Destinty (Li Mu Bai)
    Soon to be the subtitle of Crouching Tiger/Hidden Dragon 2.

Famous swords (and their wielders)

  1. Joyeuse (Charlemagne)
  2. Excalibur (Arthur)
  3. Lady Vivamus (Oscar Gordon in Glory Road)
  4. Anduril (Aragorn)
  5. Tizona (El Cid)
  6. Glamdring (Gandalf)
  7. Green Destinty (Li Mu Bai)
  8. The Vorpal Blade (slayer of the Jabberwock)

Famous swords (and their wielders)

  1. Joyeuse (Charlemagne)
  2. Excalibur (Arthur)
  3. Lady Vivamus (Oscar Gordon in Glory Road)
  4. Anduril (Aragorn)
  5. Tizona (El Cid)
  6. Glamdring (Gandalf)
  7. Green Destinty (Li Mu Bai)
  8. The Vorpal Blade (slayer of the Jabberwock)
  9. Sting (Frodo)

Famous swords (and their wielders)

  1. Joyeuse (Charlemagne)
  2. Excalibur (Arthur)
  3. Lady Vivamus (Oscar Gordon in Glory Road)
  4. Anduril (Aragorn)
  5. Tizona (El Cid)
  6. Glamdring (Gandalf)
  7. Green Destinty (Li Mu Bai)
  8. The Vorpal Blade (slayer of the Jabberwock)
  9. Sting (Frodo)
  10. Ice (Ned Stark)

Famous swords (and their wielders)

  1. Joyeuse (Charlemagne)
  2. Excalibur (Arthur)
  3. Lady Vivamus (Oscar Gordon in Glory Road)
  4. Anduril (Aragorn)
  5. Tizona (El Cid)
  6. Glamdring (Gandalf)
  7. Green Destinty (Li Mu Bai)
  8. The Vorpal Blade (slayer of the Jabberwock)
  9. Sting (Frodo)
  10. Ice (Ned Stark)
  11. The Honjo Masamune (the Shogun of Japan)

It’s a national treasure in Japan but it’s missing. It was apparently stolen by an American solider during the postwar occupation.

Famous swords (and their wielders)

  1. Joyeuse (Charlemagne)
  2. Excalibur (Arthur)
  3. Lady Vivamus (Oscar Gordon in Glory Road)
  4. Anduril (Aragorn)
  5. Tizona (El Cid)
  6. Glamdring (Gandalf)
  7. Green Destinty (Li Mu Bai)
  8. The Vorpal Blade (slayer of the Jabberwock)
  9. Sting (Frodo)
  10. Ice (Ned Stark)
  11. The Honjo Masamune (the Shogun of Japan)
  12. The Sword of Damocles - which actually belonged to King Dionysius II of Syracuse (Dionysius made Damocles sit under it to demonstrate that a king is ALWAYS in danger of imminent death)

Famous swords (and their wielders)

  1. Joyeuse (Charlemagne)
  2. Excalibur (Arthur)
  3. Lady Vivamus (Oscar Gordon in Glory Road)
  4. Anduril (Aragorn)
  5. Tizona (El Cid)
  6. Glamdring (Gandalf)
  7. Green Destinty (Li Mu Bai)
  8. The Vorpal Blade (slayer of the Jabberwock)
  9. Sting (Frodo)
  10. Ice (Ned Stark)
  11. The Honjo Masamune (the Shogun of Japan)
  12. The Sword of Damocles - which actually belonged to King Dionysius II of Syracuse (Dionysius made Damocles sit under it to demonstrate that a king is ALWAYS in danger of imminent death)
  13. The Marine NCO Sword: USMC NCOs and Staff NCOs
    Pass.

For fans of NCIS: Gibbs’ Rules

  1. Never screw over your partner.

For fans of NCIS: Gibbs’ Rules

  1. Never screw over your partner.
  2. Never apologize.

For fans of NCIS: Gibbs’ Rules

  1. Never screw over your partner.
  2. Never apologize.
  3. Insist on a raise with each new season of the show.

For fans of NCIS: Gibbs’ Rules

  1. Never screw over your partner.
  2. Never apologize.
  3. Insist on a raise with each new season of the show.
  4. When in doubt, slap somebody.

For fans of NCIS: Gibbs’ Rules

  1. Never screw over your partner.
  2. Never apologize.
  3. Insist on a raise with each new season of the show.
  4. When in doubt, slap somebody.
  5. Never mess with a marine’s coffee.

For fans of NCIS: Gibbs’ Rules

  1. Never screw over your partner.
  2. Never apologize.
  3. Insist on a raise with each new season of the show.
  4. When in doubt, slap somebody.
  5. Never mess with a marine’s coffee.
  6. If you feel like you are being played, you probably are.

For fans of NCIS: Gibbs’ Rules

  1. Never screw over your partner.
  2. Never apologize.
  3. Insist on a raise with each new season of the show.
  4. When in doubt, slap somebody.
  5. Never mess with a marine’s coffee.
  6. If you feel like you are being played, you probably are.
  7. I look nothing like that Secret Service agent killed on “The West Wing”

For fans of NCIS: Gibbs’ Rules

  1. Never screw over your partner.
  2. Never apologize.
  3. Insist on a raise with each new season of the show.
  4. When in doubt, slap somebody.
  5. Never mess with a marine’s coffee.
  6. If you feel like you are being played, you probably are.
  7. I look nothing like that Secret Service agent killed on “The West Wing”
  8. Run like crazy the second your nephews show up- they might try to sing “(Can’t Live Without Your) Love and Affection,” and you just can’t take that chance.

For fans of NCIS: Gibbs’ Rules

  1. Never screw over your partner.
  2. Never apologize.
  3. Insist on a raise with each new season of the show.
  4. When in doubt, slap somebody.
  5. Never mess with a marine’s coffee.
  6. If you feel like you are being played, you probably are.
  7. I look nothing like that Secret Service agent killed on “The West Wing”
  8. Run like crazy the second your nephews show up- they might try to sing “(Can’t Live Without Your) Love and Affection,” and you just can’t take that chance.
  9. Don’t let aliens hang around your wife.

okay - getting a little off topic now . . . can we please get back to it?

Oh all right, be that way. Sigh
For fans of NCIS: Gibbs’ Rules

  1. Never screw over your partner.
  2. Never apologize.
  3. Insist on a raise with each new season of the show.
  4. When in doubt, slap somebody.
  5. Never mess with a marine’s coffee.
  6. If you feel like you are being played, you probably are.
  7. I look nothing like that Secret Service agent killed on “The West Wing”
  8. The best way to keep a secret is keep it to yourself. Second best is tell one other person, if you must. There is no third best.
  9. Don’t let aliens hang around your wife.

For fans of NCIS: Gibbs’ Rules

  1. Never screw over your partner.
  2. Never apologize.
  3. Insist on a raise with each new season of the show.
  4. When in doubt, slap somebody.
  5. Never mess with a marine’s coffee.
  6. If you feel like you are being played, you probably are.
  7. I look nothing like that Secret Service agent killed on “The West Wing”
  8. The best way to keep a secret is keep it to yourself. Second best is tell one other person, if you must. There is no third best.
  9. Don’t let aliens hang around your wife.
  10. Never let suspects stay together.

For fans of NCIS: Gibbs’ Rules

  1. Never screw over your partner.
  2. Never apologize.
  3. Insist on a raise with each new season of the show.
  4. When in doubt, slap somebody.
  5. Never mess with a marine’s coffee.
  6. If you feel like you are being played, you probably are.
  7. I look nothing like that Secret Service agent killed on “The West Wing”
  8. The best way to keep a secret is keep it to yourself. Second best is tell one other person, if you must. There is no third best.
  9. Don’t let aliens hang around your wife.
  10. Never let suspects stay together.
  11. Never say you’re sorry. It’s a sign of weakness.