Fascinating if untrue trivia about the impending royal birth.
Workers at the hospital have been feeding Kate Middleton large doses of royal jelly for days in hopes of her producing a new queen instead of another drone.
Prince William is hounding obstetricians for advice on how to change the baby’s gender before it arrives.
Because of a law passed by Parliament “to avoid another situation like George III or Victoria”, English monarch’s are allowed a maximum of 14 living descendants at any one time, meaning that if the queen accepts the new baby one of her current children/grandchildren/great-grandchildren will need to be strangled or exiled; Prince Edward is said to be exceptionally nervous.
The father is actually Hugh Laurie
William isn’t sure how the Hershey’s chocolate cigars he’s planning to hand out will go over with older male relatives who quaintly prefer tobacco.
Her last dilation was at 50 cm. in order to allow for the carriage and security detail.
Prince Charles is talking to the royal sorceror about having his soul transmogrified into the unborn child, just so that maybe, maybe one day he will be king.
Fascinating if untrue trivia about the impending royal birth.
Workers at the hospital have been feeding Kate Middleton large doses of royal jelly for days in hopes of her producing a new queen instead of another drone.
Prince William is hounding obstetricians for advice on how to change the baby’s gender before it arrives.
Because of a law passed by Parliament “to avoid another situation like George III or Victoria”, English monarch’s are allowed a maximum of 14 living descendants at any one time, meaning that if the queen accepts the new baby one of her current children/grandchildren/great-grandchildren will need to be strangled or exiled; Prince Edward is said to be exceptionally nervous.
The father is actually Hugh Laurie
William isn’t sure how the Hershey’s chocolate cigars he’s planning to hand out will go over with older male relatives who quaintly prefer tobacco.
Her last dilation was at 50 cm. in order to allow for the carriage and security detail.
Prince Charles is talking to the royal sorceror about having his soul transmogrified into the unborn child, just so that maybe, maybe one day he will be king.
WIlliam’s old palace “Whipping boy” will be in the delivery room, so Kate can smack HIM every time WIlliam tells her “Remember to breathe!”
Fascinating if untrue trivia about the impending royal birth.
Workers at the hospital have been feeding Kate Middleton large doses of royal jelly for days in hopes of her producing a new queen instead of another drone.
Prince William is hounding obstetricians for advice on how to change the baby’s gender before it arrives.
Because of a law passed by Parliament “to avoid another situation like George III or Victoria”, English monarch’s are allowed a maximum of 14 living descendants at any one time, meaning that if the queen accepts the new baby one of her current children/grandchildren/great-grandchildren will need to be strangled or exiled; Prince Edward is said to be exceptionally nervous.
The father is actually Hugh Laurie
William isn’t sure how the Hershey’s chocolate cigars he’s planning to hand out will go over with older male relatives who quaintly prefer tobacco.
Her last dilation was at 50 cm. in order to allow for the carriage and security detail.
Prince Charles is talking to the royal sorceror about having his soul transmogrified into the unborn child, just so that maybe, maybe one day he will be king.
WIlliam’s old palace “Whipping boy” will be in the delivery room, so Kate can smack HIM every time WIlliam tells her “Remember to breathe!”
If a girl she will be given a name to honor her grandmother Diana, her great-grandmother Elizabeth, and her grandfather Prince Charles: Princess Diabetes.
Fascinating if untrue trivia about the impending royal birth.
Workers at the hospital have been feeding Kate Middleton large doses of royal jelly for days in hopes of her producing a new queen instead of another drone.
Prince William is hounding obstetricians for advice on how to change the baby’s gender before it arrives.
Because of a law passed by Parliament “to avoid another situation like George III or Victoria”, English monarch’s are allowed a maximum of 14 living descendants at any one time, meaning that if the queen accepts the new baby one of her current children/grandchildren/great-grandchildren will need to be strangled or exiled; Prince Edward is said to be exceptionally nervous.
The father is actually Hugh Laurie
William isn’t sure how the Hershey’s chocolate cigars he’s planning to hand out will go over with older male relatives who quaintly prefer tobacco.
Her last dilation was at 50 cm. in order to allow for the carriage and security detail.
Prince Charles is talking to the royal sorceror about having his soul transmogrified into the unborn child, just so that maybe, maybe one day he will be king.
WIlliam’s old palace “Whipping boy” will be in the delivery room, so Kate can smack HIM every time WIlliam tells her “Remember to breathe!”
If a girl she will be given a name to honor her grandmother Diana, her great-grandmother Elizabeth, and her grandfather Prince Charles: Princess Diabetes.
The father is actually Prince Philip (per extended assertion of droit du seigneur privilege) (and my apologies to another member in another thread who I stole the gag from)
Fascinating if untrue trivia about the impending royal birth.
Workers at the hospital have been feeding Kate Middleton large doses of royal jelly for days in hopes of her producing a new queen instead of another drone.
Prince William is hounding obstetricians for advice on how to change the baby’s gender before it arrives.
Because of a law passed by Parliament “to avoid another situation like George III or Victoria”, English monarch’s are allowed a maximum of 14 living descendants at any one time, meaning that if the queen accepts the new baby one of her current children/grandchildren/great-grandchildren will need to be strangled or exiled; Prince Edward is said to be exceptionally nervous.
The father is actually Hugh Laurie
William isn’t sure how the Hershey’s chocolate cigars he’s planning to hand out will go over with older male relatives who quaintly prefer tobacco.
Her last dilation was at 50 cm. in order to allow for the carriage and security detail.
Prince Charles is talking to the royal sorceror about having his soul transmogrified into the unborn child, just so that maybe, maybe one day he will be king.
WIlliam’s old palace “Whipping boy” will be in the delivery room, so Kate can smack HIM every time WIlliam tells her “Remember to breathe!”
If a girl she will be given a name to honor her grandmother Diana, her great-grandmother Elizabeth, and her grandfather Prince Charles: Princess Diabetes.
The father is actually Prince Philip (per extended assertion of droit du seigneur privilege) (and my apologies to another member in another thread who I stole the gag from)
The couple have decided to go for a traditional name for the princess but are still undecided between Jasmine and Mulan.
Fascinating if untrue trivia about the impending royal birth.
Workers at the hospital have been feeding Kate Middleton large doses of royal jelly for days in hopes of her producing a new queen instead of another drone.
Prince William is hounding obstetricians for advice on how to change the baby’s gender before it arrives.
Because of a law passed by Parliament “to avoid another situation like George III or Victoria”, English monarch’s are allowed a maximum of 14 living descendants at any one time, meaning that if the queen accepts the new baby one of her current children/grandchildren/great-grandchildren will need to be strangled or exiled; Prince Edward is said to be exceptionally nervous.
The father is actually Hugh Laurie
William isn’t sure how the Hershey’s chocolate cigars he’s planning to hand out will go over with older male relatives who quaintly prefer tobacco.
Her last dilation was at 50 cm. in order to allow for the carriage and security detail.
Prince Charles is talking to the royal sorceror about having his soul transmogrified into the unborn child, just so that maybe, maybe one day he will be king.
WIlliam’s old palace “Whipping boy” will be in the delivery room, so Kate can smack HIM every time WIlliam tells her “Remember to breathe!”
If a girl she will be given a name to honor her grandmother Diana, her great-grandmother Elizabeth, and her grandfather Prince Charles: Princess Diabetes.
The father is actually Prince Philip (per extended assertion of droit du seigneur privilege) (and my apologies to another member in another thread who I stole the gag from)
The couple have decided to go for a traditional name for the princess but are still undecided between Jasmine and Mulan
The babe’s umbilical cord will be severed in utero so that finally a member of the royal family can be detached and clueless before they’re even born
Fascinating if untrue trivia about the impending royal birth.
Workers at the hospital have been feeding Kate Middleton large doses of royal jelly for days in hopes of her producing a new queen instead of another drone.
Prince William is hounding obstetricians for advice on how to change the baby’s gender before it arrives.
Because of a law passed by Parliament “to avoid another situation like George III or Victoria”, English monarch’s are allowed a maximum of 14 living descendants at any one time, meaning that if the queen accepts the new baby one of her current children/grandchildren/great-grandchildren will need to be strangled or exiled; Prince Edward is said to be exceptionally nervous.
The father is actually Hugh Laurie
William isn’t sure how the Hershey’s chocolate cigars he’s planning to hand out will go over with older male relatives who quaintly prefer tobacco.
Her last dilation was at 50 cm. in order to allow for the carriage and security detail.
Prince Charles is talking to the royal sorceror about having his soul transmogrified into the unborn child, just so that maybe, maybe one day he will be king.
WIlliam’s old palace “Whipping boy” will be in the delivery room, so Kate can smack HIM every time WIlliam tells her “Remember to breathe!”
If a girl she will be given a name to honor her grandmother Diana, her great-grandmother Elizabeth, and her grandfather Prince Charles: Princess Diabetes.
The father is actually Prince Philip (per extended assertion of droit du seigneur privilege) (and my apologies to another member in another thread who I stole the gag from)
The couple have decided to go for a traditional name for the princess but are still undecided between Jasmine and Mulan.
The babe’s umbilical cord will be severed in utero so that finally a member of the royal family can be detached and clueless before they’re even born
If it’s a boy, Buckingham Palace will be painted entirely in blue; if a girl, pink.
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Things Tony Soprano never said
“Yo, Paulie - does this bowling shirt make my ass look big?”
“Yo, Paulie - does this bowling shirt make my ass look big?”
“Heck.”
“I don’t think we should rush into judgement here. He may have had good reasons to talk to the police.”
“Whacking seems so extreme- couldn’t we just give him a time out?”
“No, I can’t. You’re a beautiful, sexy woman, but I am faithful to my Carmela.”
“Mom, you’re my best friend.”
“I just traded in the Cadillac for a Volkswagen Beetle.”
“Fck your Merman! Fck your Peters! Fck your Russell and and your Tyne Daly and your Patti McFcking Lupone! Angela Lansbury was the best Mama Rose ever and I’ll clip anybody says she ain’t!”
“Yo, Paulie - does this bowling shirt make my ass look big?”
“Heck.”
“I don’t think we should rush into judgement here. He may have had good reasons to talk to the police.”
“Whacking seems so extreme- couldn’t we just give him a time out?”
“No, I can’t. You’re a beautiful, sexy woman, but I am faithful to my Carmela.”
“Mom, you’re my best friend.”
“I just traded in the Cadillac for a Volkswagen Beetle.”
“Fck your Merman! Fck your Peters! Fck your Russell and and your Tyne Daly and your Patti McFcking Lupone! Angela Lansbury was the best Mama Rose ever and I’ll clip anybody says she ain’t!”
First, use whole grain ziti. Second, the chicken parmagiana has to be made from free-range chickens, not caged ones."
“Yo, Paulie - does this bowling shirt make my ass look big?”
“Heck.”
“I don’t think we should rush into judgement here. He may have had good reasons to talk to the police.”
“Whacking seems so extreme- couldn’t we just give him a time out?”
“No, I can’t. You’re a beautiful, sexy woman, but I am faithful to my Carmela.”
“Mom, you’re my best friend.”
“I just traded in the Cadillac for a Volkswagen Beetle.”
“Fck your Merman! Fck your Peters! Fck your Russell and and your Tyne Daly and your Patti McFcking Lupone! Angela Lansbury was the best Mama Rose ever and I’ll clip anybody says she ain’t!”
First, use whole grain ziti. Second, the chicken parmagiana has to be made from free-range chickens, not caged ones."
“Big tits are a dime a dozen. What we’re looking for in a Bada Bing girl is inner beauty, you know… warmth and an Earth Motherly wisdom.”
“Yo, Paulie - does this bowling shirt make my ass look big?”
“Heck.”
“I don’t think we should rush into judgement here. He may have had good reasons to talk to the police.”
“Whacking seems so extreme- couldn’t we just give him a time out?”
“No, I can’t. You’re a beautiful, sexy woman, but I am faithful to my Carmela.”
“Mom, you’re my best friend.”
“I just traded in the Cadillac for a Volkswagen Beetle.”
“Fck your Merman! Fck your Peters! Fck your Russell and and your Tyne Daly and your Patti McFcking Lupone! Angela Lansbury was the best Mama Rose ever and I’ll clip anybody says she ain’t!”
First, use whole grain ziti. Second, the chicken parmagiana has to be made from free-range chickens, not caged ones."
“Big tits are a dime a dozen. What we’re looking for in a Bada Bing girl is inner beauty, you know… warmth and an Earth Motherly wisdom.”
“Sure, the Divine Miss M is faaabulous, but Liza just has a certain je ne sais quoi.”
“Yo, Paulie - does this bowling shirt make my ass look big?”
“Heck.”
“I don’t think we should rush into judgement here. He may have had good reasons to talk to the police.”
“Whacking seems so extreme- couldn’t we just give him a time out?”
“No, I can’t. You’re a beautiful, sexy woman, but I am faithful to my Carmela.”
“Mom, you’re my best friend.”
“I just traded in the Cadillac for a Volkswagen Beetle.”
“Fck your Merman! Fck your Peters! Fck your Russell and and your Tyne Daly and your Patti McFcking Lupone! Angela Lansbury was the best Mama Rose ever and I’ll clip anybody says she ain’t!”
First, use whole grain ziti. Second, the chicken parmagiana has to be made from free-range chickens, not caged ones."
“Big tits are a dime a dozen. What we’re looking for in a Bada Bing girl is inner beauty, you know… warmth and an Earth Motherly wisdom.”
“Sure, the Divine Miss M is faaabulous, but Liza just has a certain je ne sais quoi.”
“Oy, Carmella, are you sure this ravioli is kosher?”
“Yo, Paulie - does this bowling shirt make my ass look big?”
“Heck.”
“I don’t think we should rush into judgement here. He may have had good reasons to talk to the police.”
“Whacking seems so extreme- couldn’t we just give him a time out?”
“No, I can’t. You’re a beautiful, sexy woman, but I am faithful to my Carmela.”
“Mom, you’re my best friend.”
“I just traded in the Cadillac for a Volkswagen Beetle.”
“Fck your Merman! Fck your Peters! Fck your Russell and and your Tyne Daly and your Patti McFcking Lupone! Angela Lansbury was the best Mama Rose ever and I’ll clip anybody says she ain’t!”
First, use whole grain ziti. Second, the chicken parmagiana has to be made from free-range chickens, not caged ones."
“Big tits are a dime a dozen. What we’re looking for in a Bada Bing girl is inner beauty, you know… warmth and an Earth Motherly wisdom.”
“Sure, the Divine Miss M is faaabulous, but Liza just has a certain je ne sais quoi.”
“Oy, Carmella, are you sure this ravioli is kosher?”
“I’m still not convinced Mr. Darcy was right for Elizabeth Bennett.”
New Topic: Your Favorite Album Covers (Never Mind WHether You Liked the Music)
Octopus by Gentle Giant. Roger Dean is better known for Yes covers, but this one was his best, even though I wasn’t keen on the music