Bakers Dozen

Fictional Invertebrates

  1. archy, the cockroach reincarnation of a poet, created by Don Marquis
  2. Slimey, Oscar the Grouch’s pet worm
  3. Pinchy, Homer Simpson’s pet lobster in one episode
  4. Squidward Tentacles
  5. The Very Hungry Caterpillar
  6. Charlotte (a Spider)
  7. Francis, the male ladybug voiced by Dennis Leary in A Bug’s Life
  8. Centipede, from James and the Giant Peach
  9. The Great Pink Sea Snail, Doctor Doolittle
  10. Spongebob Squarepants
  11. The Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus

Save them, please! They’re endangered.

Fictional Invertebrates

  1. archy, the cockroach reincarnation of a poet, created by Don Marquis
  2. Slimey, Oscar the Grouch’s pet worm
  3. Pinchy, Homer Simpson’s pet lobster in one episode
  4. Squidward Tentacles
  5. The Very Hungry Caterpillar
  6. Charlotte (a Spider)
  7. Francis, the male ladybug voiced by Dennis Leary in A Bug’s Life
  8. Centipede, from James and the Giant Peach
  9. The Great Pink Sea Snail, Doctor Doolittle
  10. SpongeBob SquarePants
  11. The Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus
  12. Turbo the snail

From the upcoming DreamWorks film of the same name.

Fictional Invertebrates

  1. archy, the cockroach reincarnation of a poet, created by Don Marquis

  2. Slimey, Oscar the Grouch’s pet worm

  3. Pinchy, Homer Simpson’s pet lobster in one episode

  4. Squidward Tentacles

  5. The Very Hungry Caterpillar

  6. Charlotte (a Spider)

  7. Francis, the male ladybug voiced by Dennis Leary in A Bug’s Life

  8. Centipede, from James and the Giant Peach

  9. The Great Pink Sea Snail, Doctor Doolittle

  10. SpongeBob SquarePants

  11. The Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus

  12. Turbo the snail

  13. Atom Ant
    New! Taking a cue from Sampiro’s entry:
    13 Extinct Species

  14. the dodo

13 Extinct Species

  1. the dodo
  2. Great Auk

13 Extinct Species

  1. Dodo
  2. Great Auk
  3. Megalodon

A truly monstrous ancient shark: Megalodon - Wikipedia

13 Extinct Species

  1. Dodo
  2. Great Auk
  3. Megalodon
  4. The Giant Ground Sloth

13 Extinct Species

  1. Dodo
  2. Great Auk
  3. Megalodon
  4. The Giant Ground Sloth
  5. Passenger pigeon

13 Extinct Species

  1. Dodo
  2. Great Auk
  3. Megalodon
  4. The Giant Ground Sloth
  5. Passenger pigeon
  6. Wooly Mammoth
  1. Dodo
  2. Great Auk
  3. Megalodon
  4. The Giant Ground Sloth
  5. Passenger pigeon
  6. Wooly Mammoth
  7. Balinese Tiger

13 Extinct Species

  1. Dodo
  2. Great Auk
  3. Megalodon
  4. The Giant Ground Sloth
  5. Passenger pigeon
  6. Wooly Mammoth
  7. Balinese Tiger
  8. Baiji dolphin

13 Extinct Species

  1. Dodo
  2. Great Auk
  3. Megalodon
  4. The Giant Ground Sloth
  5. Passenger pigeon
  6. Wooly Mammoth
  7. Balinese Tiger
  8. Baiji dolphin
  9. Saber toothed tiger

13 Extinct Species

  1. Dodo
  2. Great Auk
  3. Megalodon
  4. The Giant Ground Sloth
  5. Passenger pigeon
  6. Wooly Mammoth
  7. Balinese Tiger
  8. Baiji dolphin
  9. Saber toothed tiger
  10. Tyrannosaurus Rex

13 Extinct Species

  1. Dodo
  2. Great Auk
  3. Megalodon
  4. The Giant Ground Sloth
  5. Passenger pigeon
  6. Wooly Mammoth
  7. Balinese Tiger
  8. Baiji dolphin
  9. Saber toothed tiger
  10. Tyrannosaurus Rex
  11. Moa

13 Extinct Species

  1. Dodo
  2. Great Auk
  3. Megalodon
  4. The Giant Ground Sloth
  5. Passenger pigeon
  6. Wooly Mammoth
  7. Balinese Tiger
  8. Baiji dolphin
  9. Saber toothed tiger
  10. Tyrannosaurus Rex
  11. Moa
  12. Irish elk

13 Extinct Species

  1. Dodo
  2. Great Auk
  3. Megalodon
  4. The Giant Ground Sloth
  5. Passenger pigeon
  6. Wooly Mammoth
  7. Balinese Tiger
  8. Baiji dolphin
  9. Saber toothed tiger
  10. Tyrannosaurus Rex
  11. Moa
  12. Irish elk
  13. Homo floresiensis

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Fascinating if untrue trivia about the impending royal birth.

  1. Workers at the hospital have been feeding Kate Middleton large doses of royal jelly for days in hopes of her producing a new queen instead of another drone.

Fascinating if untrue trivia about the impending royal birth.

  1. Workers at the hospital have been feeding Kate Middleton large doses of royal jelly for days in hopes of her producing a new queen instead of another drone.
  2. Prince William is hounding obstetricians for advice on how to change the baby’s gender before it arrives.

Fascinating if untrue trivia about the impending royal birth.

  1. Workers at the hospital have been feeding Kate Middleton large doses of royal jelly for days in hopes of her producing a new queen instead of another drone.
  2. Prince William is hounding obstetricians for advice on how to change the baby’s gender before it arrives.
  3. Because of a law passed by Parliament “being to avoid another situation like unto the drain on public coffers of the excessive progeny of HRH George III and HRH Victoria”, English monarch’s are allowed a maximum of 14 living descendants at any one time, meaning that if the queen accepts the new baby into the family then one of her current children/grandchildren/great-grandchildren will need to be strangled or exiled without a penny; Prince Edward is said to be exceptionally nervous.

Fascinating if untrue trivia about the impending royal birth.

  1. Workers at the hospital have been feeding Kate Middleton large doses of royal jelly for days in hopes of her producing a new queen instead of another drone.
  2. Prince William is hounding obstetricians for advice on how to change the baby’s gender before it arrives.
  3. Because of a law passed by Parliament “to avoid another situation like George III or Victoria”, English monarch’s are allowed a maximum of 14 living descendants at any one time, meaning that if the queen accepts the new baby one of her current children/grandchildren/great-grandchildren will need to be strangled or exiled; Prince Edward is said to be exceptionally nervous.
  4. The father is actually Hugh Laurie.

Fascinating if untrue trivia about the impending royal birth.

  1. Workers at the hospital have been feeding Kate Middleton large doses of royal jelly for days in hopes of her producing a new queen instead of another drone.
  2. Prince William is hounding obstetricians for advice on how to change the baby’s gender before it arrives.
  3. Because of a law passed by Parliament “to avoid another situation like George III or Victoria”, English monarch’s are allowed a maximum of 14 living descendants at any one time, meaning that if the queen accepts the new baby one of her current children/grandchildren/great-grandchildren will need to be strangled or exiled; Prince Edward is said to be exceptionally nervous.
  4. The father is actually Hugh Laurie
  5. William isn’t sure how the Hershey’s chocolate cigars he’s planning to hand out will go over with older male relatives who quaintly prefer tobacco.

Fascinating if untrue trivia about the impending royal birth.

  1. Workers at the hospital have been feeding Kate Middleton large doses of royal jelly for days in hopes of her producing a new queen instead of another drone.
  2. Prince William is hounding obstetricians for advice on how to change the baby’s gender before it arrives.
  3. Because of a law passed by Parliament “to avoid another situation like George III or Victoria”, English monarch’s are allowed a maximum of 14 living descendants at any one time, meaning that if the queen accepts the new baby one of her current children/grandchildren/great-grandchildren will need to be strangled or exiled; Prince Edward is said to be exceptionally nervous.
  4. The father is actually Hugh Laurie
  5. William isn’t sure how the Hershey’s chocolate cigars he’s planning to hand out will go over with older male relatives who quaintly prefer tobacco.
  6. Her last dilation was at 50 cm. in order to allow for the carriage and security detail.