Bakers Dozen

[Bullitt]

Possible Titles for New Harry Potter Installments as the Series Moves Into the 21st Century

1. Harry Potter and the Catastrophic Housing Bubble
2. Harry Potter and the Three Stooges
3. Harry Potter and the Thing That He Should Really Have a Doctor Take a Look At
4. Harry Potter and the Quidditch Internet Virus
5. Harry Potter and the TPS Reports
6. Harry Potter and the Accidental Pregnancy
7. Harry Potter and the Drunken Indiscretion at the Ministry Christmas Party
8. Harry Potter and the Predatory SubPrime Mortgage
9. Harry Potter and Dudley Dursley’s Revenge
10. Harry Potter and the Demise of Hogwarts-dot-com
11. Harry Potter and the Auror Sequestration
12. Harry Potter and the Zombie Apocalypse Go to the Dark Side Because We Have Cookies

[Sampiro]

Not in play, just for ego’s sake- one possible solution to

Interesting/notable direct ancestors and or relatives of the new Prince of Cambridge, other than English monarchs

1. Satan
2. Humphrey Bogart
3. Margaret Beaufort
4. Mary, Queen of Scots
5. Niall of the Nine Hostages
6. Sophia Dorothea of Hanover
7. Muhammad (a possibility through two Spanish ancestors, but highly debated)
8. Charlemagne (like every other European, but his is documented)
9. Christian IX, King of Denmark (“the father in law of Europe”)
10. Prince Adolphus (a son of George III)
11. Prince Edward (another son of George III)
12. Vlad the Impaler (through Queen Mary)
13. Sir Thomas Fairfax (15th century ancestor of both Prince William and Kate Middleton)

In Play:

Possible Titles for New Harry Potter Installments as the Series Moves Into the 21st Century

1. Harry Potter and the Catastrophic Housing Bubble
2. Harry Potter and the Three Stooges
3. Harry Potter and the Thing That He Should Really Have a Doctor Take a Look At
4. Harry Potter and the Quidditch Internet Virus
5. Harry Potter and the TPS Reports
6. Harry Potter and the Accidental Pregnancy
7. Harry Potter and the Drunken Indiscretion at the Ministry Christmas Party
8. Harry Potter and the Predatory SubPrime Mortgage
9. Harry Potter and Dudley Dursley’s Revenge
10. Harry Potter and the Demise of Hogwarts-dot-com
11. Harry Potter and the Auror Sequestration
12. Harry Potter and the Zombie Apocalypse Go to the Dark Side Because We Have Cookies
13. Harry Potter and the Message Board Trolls

Next category up for grabs.

[anyrose]

Completely ridiculous picks for the next Doctor

1. Meg Ryan

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Completely ridiculous picks for the next Doctor

1. Meg Ryan
2. William Shatner

[Bullitt]

Completely ridiculous picks for the next Doctor

1. Meg Ryan
2. William Shatner
3. Sarah Palin

[astorian]

Completely ridiculous picks for the next Doctor

1. Meg Ryan
2. William Shatner
3. Sarah Palin
4. Emmanuel Lewis

[Infovore]

Completely ridiculous picks for the next Doctor

1. Meg Ryan
2. William Shatner
3. Sarah Palin
4. Emmanuel Lewis
5. Abe Vigoda

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Completely ridiculous picks for the next Doctor

1. Meg Ryan
2. William Shatner
3. Sarah Palin
4. Emmanuel Lewis
5. Abe Vigoda
6. Queen Elizabeth II

[Eutychus]

Completely ridiculous picks for the next Doctor

1. Meg Ryan
2. William Shatner
3. Sarah Palin
4. Emmanuel Lewis
5. Abe Vigoda
6. Queen Elizabeth II
7. Snooki

[Bullitt]

Completely ridiculous picks for the next Doctor

1. Meg Ryan
2. William Shatner
3. Sarah Palin
4. Emmanuel Lewis
5. Abe Vigoda
6. Queen Elizabeth II
7. Snooki
8. His Royal Highness Prince George of Cambridge

[Sampiro]

Completely ridiculous picks for the next Doctor

1. Meg Ryan
2. William Shatner
3. Sarah Palin
4. Emmanuel Lewis
5. Abe Vigoda
6. Queen Elizabeth II
7. Snooki
8. His Royal Highness Prince George of Cambridge
9. James “Roscoe P. Coltrane” Best

[Annie-Xmas]

Completely ridiculous picks for the next Doctor

1. Meg Ryan
2. William Shatner
3. Sarah Palin
4. Emmanuel Lewis
5. Abe Vigoda
6. Queen Elizabeth II
7. Snooki
8. His Royal Highness Prince George of Cambridge
9. James “Roscoe P. Coltrane” Best
10. Chris Christie

[anyrose]

Completely ridiculous picks for the next Doctor

1. Meg Ryan
2. William Shatner
3. Sarah Palin
4. Emmanuel Lewis
5. Abe Vigoda
6. Queen Elizabeth II
7. Snooki
8. His Royal Highness Prince George of Cambridge
9. James “Roscoe P. Coltrane” Best
10. Chris Christie
11. Paul Reubens

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Completely ridiculous picks for the next Doctor

1. Meg Ryan
2. William Shatner
3. Sarah Palin
4. Emmanuel Lewis
5. Abe Vigoda
6. Queen Elizabeth II
7. Snooki
8. His Royal Highness Prince George of Cambridge
9. James “Roscoe P. Coltrane” Best
10. Chris Christie
11. Paul Reubens
12. Honey BooBoo

[Annie-Xmas]

Completely ridiculous picks for the next Doctor

1. Meg Ryan
2. William Shatner
3. Sarah Palin
4. Emmanuel Lewis
5. Abe Vigoda
6. Queen Elizabeth II
7. Snooki
8. His Royal Highness Prince George of Cambridge
9. James “Roscoe P. Coltrane” Best
10. Chris Christie
11. Paul Reubens
12. Honey BooBoo
13. Betty White

Next up: Ridiculous arguments against legal same sex marriage

1. If same sex marriage is legal, then people marrying animals will have to be legal.

[astorian]

Completely ridiculous picks for the next Doctor

1. Meg Ryan
2. William Shatner
3. Sarah Palin
4. Emmanuel Lewis
5. Abe Vigoda
6. Queen Elizabeth II
7. Snooki
8. His Royal Highness Prince George of Cambridge
9. James “Roscoe P. Coltrane” Best
10. Chris Christie
11. Paul Reubens
12. Honey BooBoo
13. Chaz Bono
    I’ll pass

[astorian]

Next up: Ridiculous arguments against legal same sex marriage

1. If same sex marriage is legal, then people marrying animals will have to be legal.
2. If gay marriage is legal, then we’ll have to add M & M’s to spaghetti sauce.*

• I don’t find most standard arguments against gay marriage as ridiculous as most SDMB regulars, so I had to get rather absurdist.

[anyrose]

Ridiculous arguments against legal same sex marriage

1. If same sex marriage is legal, then people marrying animals will have to be legal.
2. If gay marriage is legal, then we’ll have to add M & M’s to spaghetti sauce.
3. My wife, mistress, and girlfriend all agree - allowing Gays to marry destroys the institution of marriage

[Infovore]

Ridiculous arguments against legal same sex marriage

1. If same sex marriage is legal, then people marrying animals will have to be legal.
2. If gay marriage is legal, then we’ll have to add M & M’s to spaghetti sauce.
3. My wife, mistress, and girlfriend all agree - allowing Gays to marry destroys the institution of marriage
4. “God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!”

[Sampiro]

Ridiculous arguments against legal same sex marriage

1. If same sex marriage is legal, then people marrying animals will have to be legal.
2. If gay marriage is legal, then we’ll have to add M & M’s to spaghetti sauce.
3. My wife, mistress, and girlfriend all agree - allowing Gays to marry destroys the institution of marriage
4. “God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!”
5. Women will never get their husbands to dance with them if they have to marry straight men because the gays are all taken.