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Ridiculous arguments against legal same sex marriage

  1. If same sex marriage is legal, then people marrying animals will have to be legal.
  2. If gay marriage is legal, then we’ll have to add M & M’s to spaghetti sauce.
  3. My wife, mistress, and girlfriend all agree - allowing Gays to marry destroys the institution of marriage
  4. “God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!”
  5. Women will never get their husbands to dance with them if they have to marry straight men because the gays are all taken.
  6. Hurricanes, tornadoes, earthquakes, etc.
18624

Ridiculous arguments against legal same sex marriage

  1. If same sex marriage is legal, then people marrying animals will have to be legal.
  2. If gay marriage is legal, then we’ll have to add M & M’s to spaghetti sauce.
  3. My wife, mistress, and girlfriend all agree - allowing Gays to marry destroys the institution of marriage
  4. “God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!”
  5. Women will never get their husbands to dance with them if they have to marry straight men because the gays are all taken.
  6. Hurricanes, tornadoes, earthquakes, etc.
  7. Because marriage is the same thing in every time and every place.
18625

Ridiculous arguments against legal same sex marriage

  1. If same sex marriage is legal, then people marrying animals will have to be legal.
  2. If gay marriage is legal, then we’ll have to add M & M’s to spaghetti sauce.
  3. My wife, mistress, and girlfriend all agree - allowing Gays to marry destroys the institution of marriage
  4. “God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!”
  5. Women will never get their husbands to dance with them if they have to marry straight men because the gays are all taken.
  6. Hurricanes, tornadoes, earthquakes, etc.
  7. Because marriage is the same thing in every time and every place.
  8. If gay marriage is allowed then people marrying their siblings will also be allowed.
18626

Ridiculous arguments against legal same sex marriage

  1. If same sex marriage is legal, then people marrying animals will have to be legal.
  2. If gay marriage is legal, then we’ll have to add M & M’s to spaghetti sauce.
  3. My wife, mistress, and girlfriend all agree - allowing Gays to marry destroys the institution of marriage
  4. “God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!”
  5. Women will never get their husbands to dance with them if they have to marry straight men because the gays are all taken.
  6. Hurricanes, tornadoes, earthquakes, etc.
  7. Because marriage is the same thing in every time and every place.
  8. If gay marriage is allowed then people marrying their siblings will also be allowed.
  9. People would get married just for the benefits.

(Actually used, more than once, by high profile critics.)

18627

Ridiculous arguments against legal same sex marriage

  1. If same sex marriage is legal, then people marrying animals will have to be legal.
  2. If gay marriage is legal, then we’ll have to add M & M’s to spaghetti sauce.
  3. My wife, mistress, and girlfriend all agree - allowing Gays to marry destroys the institution of marriage
  4. “God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!”
  5. Women will never get their husbands to dance with them if they have to marry straight men because the gays are all taken.
  6. Hurricanes, tornadoes, earthquakes, etc.
  7. Because marriage is the same thing in every time and every place.
  8. If gay marriage is allowed then people marrying their siblings will also be allowed.
  9. People would get married just for the benefits.
  10. Because even pagan societies with gay monarchs and no taboos against sodomy never allowed gay marriage.
18628

Ridiculous arguments against legal same sex marriage

  1. If same sex marriage is legal, then people marrying animals will have to be legal.
  2. If gay marriage is legal, then we’ll have to add M & M’s to spaghetti sauce.
  3. My wife, mistress, and girlfriend all agree - allowing Gays to marry destroys the institution of marriage
  4. “God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!”
  5. Women will never get their husbands to dance with them if they have to marry straight men because the gays are all taken.
  6. Hurricanes, tornadoes, earthquakes, etc.
  7. Because marriage is the same thing in every time and every place.
  8. If gay marriage is allowed then people marrying their siblings will also be allowed.
  9. People would get married just for the benefits.
  10. Because even pagan societies with gay monarchs and no taboos against sodomy never allowed gay marriage.
  11. Because Fred Phelps says so
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Ridiculous arguments against legal same sex marriage

  1. If same sex marriage is legal, then people marrying animals will have to be legal.
  2. If gay marriage is legal, then we’ll have to add M & M’s to spaghetti sauce.
  3. My wife, mistress, and girlfriend all agree - allowing Gays to marry destroys the institution of marriage
  4. “God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!”
  5. Women will never get their husbands to dance with them if they have to marry straight men because the gays are all taken.
  6. Hurricanes, tornadoes, earthquakes, etc.
  7. Because marriage is the same thing in every time and every place.
  8. If gay marriage is allowed then people marrying their siblings will also be allowed.
  9. People would get married just for the benefits.
  10. Because even pagan societies with gay monarchs and no taboos against sodomy never allowed gay marriage.
  11. Because Fred Phelps says so
  12. Jesus would not approve and would not love them
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Ridiculous arguments against legal same sex marriage

  1. If same sex marriage is legal, then people marrying animals will have to be legal.
  2. If gay marriage is legal, then we’ll have to add M & M’s to spaghetti sauce.
  3. My wife, mistress, and girlfriend all agree - allowing Gays to marry destroys the institution of marriage
  4. “God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!”
  5. Women will never get their husbands to dance with them if they have to marry straight men because the gays are all taken.
  6. Hurricanes, tornadoes, earthquakes, etc.
  7. Because marriage is the same thing in every time and every place.
  8. If gay marriage is allowed then people marrying their siblings will also be allowed.
  9. People would get married just for the benefits.
  10. Because even pagan societies with gay monarchs and no taboos against sodomy never allowed gay marriage.
  11. Because Fred Phelps says so
  12. Jesus would not approve and would not love them
  13. Captioning wedding photos in newspapers is harder.

Animals that vaguely resemble celebrities:

  1. Proboscis monkey–Jimmy Durante
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[Hi! My first BD. The previous #13 is a true pain in the neck to check.]

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You showed up 7 months ago, here:

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=15999136#post15999136
:smiley:

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Wait a minute - make that 5 months ago, not 7. I can’t count.
There are three kinds of people in this world. Those that can count, and those that can’t.

18634

Animals that vaguely resemble celebrities:

  1. Proboscis monkey–Jimmy Durante
  2. Ostrich - Carol Channing
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[quote=“Prof.Pepperwinkle, post:18634, topic:549173”]

Animals that vaguely resemble celebrities:

  1. Proboscis monkey–Jimmy Durante
  2. Ostrich - Carol Channing
  3. Otter- Benedict Cumberbatch
    For anyone not familiar: the meme.
18636

Animals that vaguely resemble celebrities:

  1. Proboscis monkey–Jimmy Durante
  2. Ostrich - Carol Channing
  3. Otter- Benedict Cumberbatch
  4. Ape - Michael Jackson
18637

[quote=“Sparky812, post:18636, topic:549173”]

Animals that vaguely resemble celebrities:

  1. Proboscis monkey–Jimmy Durante
  2. Ostrich - Carol Channing
  3. Otter- Benedict Cumberbatch
  4. Ape - Michael Jackson
  5. Goat- Ho Chi Minh
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Animals that vaguely resemble celebrities:

  1. Proboscis monkey–Jimmy Durante
  2. Ostrich - Carol Channing
  3. Otter- Benedict Cumberbatch
  4. Ape - Michael Jackson
  5. Goat- Ho Chi Minh
  6. Goat- Benedict Cumberbatch
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Animals that vaguely resemble celebrities:

  1. Proboscis monkey–Jimmy Durante
  2. Ostrich - Carol Channing
  3. Otter- Benedict Cumberbatch
  4. Ape - Michael Jackson
  5. Goat- Ho Chi Minh
  6. Goat- Benedict Cumberbatch
  7. Cat - Wilford Brimely
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Animals that vaguely resemble celebrities:

  1. Proboscis monkey–Jimmy Durante
  2. Ostrich - Carol Channing
  3. Otter- Benedict Cumberbatch
  4. Ape - Michael Jackson
  5. Goat- Ho Chi Minh
  6. Goat- Benedict Cumberbatch
  7. Cat - Wilford Brimely
  8. Orangutan- Donald Trump
18641

Animals that vaguely resemble celebrities:

  1. Proboscis monkey–Jimmy Durante
  2. Ostrich - Carol Channing
  3. Otter- Benedict Cumberbatch
  4. Ape - Michael Jackson
  5. Goat- Ho Chi Minh
  6. Goat- Benedict Cumberbatch
  7. Cat - Wilford Brimley
  8. Orangutan- Donald Trump
  9. Chimpanzee - George W. Bush
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Animals that vaguely resemble celebrities:

  1. Proboscis monkey–Jimmy Durante
  2. Ostrich - Carol Channing
  3. Otter- Benedict Cumberbatch
  4. Ape - Michael Jackson
  5. Goat- Ho Chi Minh
  6. Goat- Benedict Cumberbatch
  7. Cat - Wilford Brimley
  8. Orangutan- Donald Trump
  9. Chimpanzee - George W. Bush
  10. Blowfish - Dizzie Gillespie