Bakers Dozen

I don’t now if I should be impressed or frightened by your mastery of the database.

Animals that vaguely resemble celebrities:

  1. Proboscis monkey–Jimmy Durante
  2. Ostrich - Carol Channing
  3. Otter- Benedict Cumberbatch
  4. Ape - Michael Jackson
  5. Goat- Ho Chi Minh
  6. Goat- Benedict Cumberbatch
  7. Cat - Wilford Brimley
  8. Orangutan- Donald Trump
  9. Chimpanzee - George W. Bush
  10. Blowfish - Dizzie Gillespie
  11. Horse–Sarah Jessica Parker [you want a cite? I’ll give you a site: sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com]

I saw Sampiro double-dipped, so if I did wrong it’s his fault. Plus I would die if I couldn’t add the cite.

Animals that vaguely resemble celebrities:

  1. Proboscis monkey–Jimmy Durante
  2. Ostrich - Carol Channing
  3. Otter- Benedict Cumberbatch
  4. Ape - Michael Jackson
  5. Goat- Ho Chi Minh
  6. Goat- Benedict Cumberbatch
  7. Cat - Wilford Brimley
  8. Orangutan- Donald Trump
  9. Chimpanzee - George W. Bush
  10. Blowfish - Dizzie Gillespie
  11. Horse–Sarah Jessica Parker [you want a cite? I’ll give you a site: sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com]
  12. Silky hen- Lady Gaga

I call foul on #12. It’s not in the spirit of the list. A celebrity is made up to vaguely look like an animal. Should be the other way.

no fouls - it’s all in fun. And GaGa’s style changes with the wind. One day she’s a hen, the next a steak, or a plant, or whatever.

Ok. I should’ve complained when an ape was not an ape but a mask of not even an ape but a mask of Michael Jackson’s mask.

Just found this:

Top 10 celebrity animal lookalikes

But if you go there you can’t use one of them. So hold back the click, or click and post aware of our complete and simple belief in the guileless purity of every SD poster.

No, you should not have complained then either. We leave it up to the discretion of the list creator to set parameters. We also allow alot of leeway for posters to be humourous, trivial, internet or SDMB memes, share personal experience, etc.. Otherwise, it would be boring as hell.

Furthermore, the masks in Planet of the Apes are modeled after…errr…real apes.

Animals that vaguely resemble celebrities:

  1. Proboscis monkey–Jimmy Durante
  2. Ostrich - Carol Channing
  3. Otter- Benedict Cumberbatch
  4. Ape - Michael Jackson
  5. Goat- Ho Chi Minh
  6. Goat - Benedict Cumberbatch
  7. Cat - Wilford Brimley
  8. Orangutan- Donald Trump
  9. Chimpanzee - George W. Bush
  10. Blowfish - Dizzie Gillespie
  11. Horse–Sarah Jessica Parker [you want a cite? I’ll give you a site: sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com]
  12. Silky hen- Lady Gaga
  13. Turtle - Phil Tead (TV’s original Prof. Pepperwinkle)
    New! Famous vampires!
  1. Nosferatu

Famous vampires!

  1. Nosferatu
  2. The Count, from Sesame Street

Famous vampires!

  1. Nosferatu
  2. The Count, from Sesame Street
  3. Count Floyd, from Monster Chiller Horror Theater (SCTV)

Famous vampires!

  1. Nosferatu
  2. The Count, from Sesame Street
  3. Count Floyd, from Monster Chiller Horror Theater (SCTV)
  4. Lestat de Lioncourt

Famous vampires!

  1. Nosferatu
  2. The Count, from Sesame Street
  3. Count Floyd, from Monster Chiller Horror Theater (SCTV)
  4. Lestat de Lioncourt
  5. Barbabas Collins

Famous vampires!

  1. Nosferatu
  2. The Count, from Sesame Street
  3. Count Floyd, from Monster Chiller Horror Theater (SCTV)
  4. Lestat de Lioncourt
  5. Barbabas Collins
  6. Grandpa (aka Sam Dracula), from The Munsters

Famous vampires!

  1. Nosferatu
  2. The Count, from Sesame Street
  3. Count Floyd, from Monster Chiller Horror Theater (SCTV)
  4. Lestat de Lioncourt
  5. Barbabas Collins
  6. Grandpa (aka Sam Dracula), from The Munsters
  7. Varney the Vampire

Famous vampires!

  1. Nosferatu
  2. The Count, from Sesame Street
  3. Count Floyd, from Monster Chiller Horror Theater (SCTV)
  4. Lestat de Lioncourt
  5. Barbabas Collins
  6. Grandpa (aka Sam Dracula), from The Munsters
  7. Varney the Vampire
    [/QUOTE]

8.) Bill Compton from The Southern Vampire Series/True Blood

Famous vampires!

  1. Nosferatu
  2. The Count, from Sesame Street
  3. Count Floyd, from Monster Chiller Horror Theater (SCTV)
  4. Lestat de Lioncourt
  5. Barbabas Collins
  6. Grandpa (aka Sam Dracula), from The Munsters
  7. Varney the Vampire
    [/quote]

8.) Bill Compton from The Southern Vampire Series/True Blood
9) Dracula

Famous vampires!

  1. Nosferatu
  2. The Count, from Sesame Street
  3. Count Floyd, from Monster Chiller Horror Theater (SCTV)
  4. Lestat de Lioncourt
  5. Barbabas Collins
  6. Grandpa (aka Sam Dracula), from The Munsters
  7. Varney the Vampire
    8.) Bill Compton from The Southern Vampire Series/True Blood
  8. Dracula
  9. Angel, from Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel.

Famous vampires!

  1. Nosferatu
  2. The Count, from Sesame Street
  3. Count Floyd, from Monster Chiller Horror Theater (SCTV)
  4. Lestat de Lioncourt
  5. Barbabas Collins
  6. Grandpa (aka Sam Dracula), from The Munsters
  7. Varney the Vampire
    [/quote]

8.) Bill Compton from The Southern Vampire Series/True Blood
9) Dracula
10) Angel, from Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel.
11) Erzsébet/Elizabeth Bathory

A historical figure, but there have long been vampire legends about her as well.

Famous vampires!

  1. Nosferatu
  2. The Count, from Sesame Street
  3. Count Floyd, from Monster Chiller Horror Theater (SCTV)
  4. Lestat de Lioncourt
  5. Barbabas Collins
  6. Grandpa (aka Sam Dracula), from The Munsters
  7. Varney the Vampire
    [/quote]

8.) Bill Compton from The Southern Vampire Series/True Blood
9) Dracula
10) Angel, from Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel.
11) Erzsébet/Elizabeth Bathory
12) Count Chocula (cereal box character)

Famous vampires!

  1. Nosferatu
  2. The Count, from Sesame Street
  3. Count Floyd, from Monster Chiller Horror Theater (SCTV)
  4. Lestat de Lioncourt
  5. Barbabas Collins
  6. Grandpa (aka Sam Dracula), from The Munsters
  7. Varney the Vampire
    [/quote]

8.) Bill Compton from The Southern Vampire Series/True Blood
9) Dracula
10) Angel, from Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel.
11) Erzsébet/Elizabeth Bathory
12) Count Chocula (cereal box character)
13) Spike, from Buffy.

Fictional Farmers/Farm Workers

  1. The Scotts, from Adopted Jane by Helen Fern Daringer