Bakers Dozen

Lines cut from Obama’s speech on Syria

  1. Bashar, don’t make me get medieval on your ass.
  2. Why… so… Syrian?
  3. …even with their unpronounceable names…
  4. Chemical weapons, yes, but not as bad as Biden’s farts during Cabinet meetings.
  5. What do Damascus and Hiroshima have in common? Nothing … yet.
  6. Sarin gas? Homey don’t play that.
  7. The Nobel Committee just called; they want their prize back.

Lines cut from Obama’s speech on Syria

  1. Bashar, don’t make me get medieval on your ass.
  2. Why… so… Syrian?
  3. …even with their unpronounceable names…
  4. Chemical weapons, yes, but not as bad as Biden’s farts during Cabinet meetings.
  5. What do Damascus and Hiroshima have in common? Nothing … yet.
  6. Sarin gas? Homey don’t play that.
  7. The Nobel Committee just called; they want their prize back.
  8. Syrian!? I thought you said “Sybian”!

Lines cut from Obama’s speech on Syria

  1. Bashar, don’t make me get medieval on your ass.
  2. Why… so… Syrian?
  3. …even with their unpronounceable names…
  4. Chemical weapons, yes, but not as bad as Biden’s farts during Cabinet meetings.
  5. What do Damascus and Hiroshima have in common? Nothing … yet.
  6. Sarin gas? Homey don’t play that.
  7. The Nobel Committee just called; they want their prize back.
  8. Syrian!? I thought you said “Sybian”!
  9. Damascus is one of the world’s oldest cities; it could also become the flattest.

Lines cut from Obama’s speech on Syria

  1. Bashar, don’t make me get medieval on your ass.
  2. Why… so… Syrian?
  3. …even with their unpronounceable names…
  4. Chemical weapons, yes, but not as bad as Biden’s farts during Cabinet meetings.
  5. What do Damascus and Hiroshima have in common? Nothing … yet.
  6. Sarin gas? Homey don’t play that.
  7. The Nobel Committee just called; they want their prize back.
  8. Syrian!? I thought you said “Sybian”!
  9. Damascus is one of the world’s oldest cities; it could also become the flattest.
  10. I’ll outdo Bush if it’s the last thing I do.

Lines cut from Obama’s speech on Syria

  1. Bashar, don’t make me get medieval on your ass.
  2. Why… so… Syrian?
  3. …even with their unpronounceable names…
  4. Chemical weapons, yes, but not as bad as Biden’s farts during Cabinet meetings.
  5. What do Damascus and Hiroshima have in common? Nothing … yet.
  6. Sarin gas? Homey don’t play that.
  7. The Nobel Committee just called; they want their prize back.
  8. Syrian!? I thought you said “Sybian”!
  9. Damascus is one of the world’s oldest cities; it could also become the flattest.
  10. I’ll outdo Bush if it’s the last thing I do.
  11. I TOLD you if you voted for McCain, the US would get into another war in the Middle East, but id you listen?

Lines cut from Obama’s speech on Syria

  1. Bashar, don’t make me get medieval on your ass.
  2. Why… so… Syrian?
  3. …even with their unpronounceable names…
  4. Chemical weapons, yes, but not as bad as Biden’s farts during Cabinet meetings.
  5. What do Damascus and Hiroshima have in common? Nothing … yet.
  6. Sarin gas? Homey don’t play that.
  7. The Nobel Committee just called; they want their prize back.
  8. Syrian!? I thought you said “Sybian”!
  9. Damascus is one of the world’s oldest cities; it could also become the flattest.
  10. I’ll outdo Bush if it’s the last thing I do.
  11. I TOLD you if you voted for McCain, the US would get into another war in the Middle East, but id you listen?
  12. I wish to inform the American people that I have just Friended Vladimir Putin. Thanks for throwing me a lifeline, buddy.

Lines cut from Obama’s speech on Syria

  1. Bashar, don’t make me get medieval on your ass.
  2. Why… so… Syrian?
  3. …even with their unpronounceable names…
  4. Chemical weapons, yes, but not as bad as Biden’s farts during Cabinet meetings.
  5. What do Damascus and Hiroshima have in common? Nothing … yet.
  6. Sarin gas? Homey don’t play that.
  7. The Nobel Committee just called; they want their prize back.
  8. Syrian!? I thought you said “Sybian”!
  9. Damascus is one of the world’s oldest cities; it could also become the flattest.
  10. I’ll outdo Bush if it’s the last thing I do.
  11. I TOLD you if you voted for McCain, the US would get into another war in the Middle East, but id you listen?
  12. I wish to inform the American people that I have just Friended Vladimir Putin. Thanks for throwing me a lifeline, buddy.
  13. IF YOU SMELLLLLL… WHAT THE BARACKKKKK…IS COOKING!!

First Albums you bought on CD format.

  1. Dire Straits - Brothers in Arms

First Albums you bought on CD format.

  1. Dire Straits - Brothers in Arms
  2. Enya - Orinoco Flow

First Albums you bought on CD format.

  1. Dire Straits - Brothers in Arms
  2. Enya - Orinoco Flow
  3. Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers’ Greatest Hits

First Albums you bought on CD format.

  1. Dire Straits - Brothers in Arms
  2. Enya - Orinoco Flow
  3. Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers’ Greatest Hits
  4. There were two that I bought at the same time:*** Screaming for Vengeance by Judas Priest and Lap of Luxury ***by Cheap Trick

First Albums you bought on CD format.

  1. Dire Straits - Brothers in Arms
  2. Enya - Orinoco Flow
  3. Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers’ Greatest Hits
  4. There were two that I bought at the same time: Screaming for Vengeance by Judas Priest and Lap of Luxury by Cheap Trick
  5. Discovery - ELO

First Albums you bought on CD format.

  1. Dire Straits - Brothers in Arms
  2. Enya - Orinoco Flow
  3. Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers’ Greatest Hits
  4. There were two that I bought at the same time: Screaming for Vengeance by Judas Priest and Lap of Luxury by Cheap Trick
  5. Discovery - ELO
  6. two dozen Original Broadway Cast albums

First Albums you bought on CD format.

  1. Dire Straits - Brothers in Arms
  2. Enya - Orinoco Flow
  3. Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers’ Greatest Hits
  4. There were two that I bought at the same time: Screaming for Vengeance by Judas Priest and Lap of Luxury by Cheap Trick
  5. Discovery - ELO
  6. two dozen Original Broadway Cast albums
  7. IV, Toto

First Albums you bought on CD format.

  1. Dire Straits - Brothers in Arms
  2. Enya - Orinoco Flow
  3. Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers’ Greatest Hits
  4. There were two that I bought at the same time: Screaming for Vengeance by Judas Priest and Lap of Luxury by Cheap Trick
  5. Discovery - ELO
  6. two dozen Original Broadway Cast albums
  7. IV, Toto
  8. Paul Simon - Graceland

First Albums you bought on CD format.

  1. Dire Straits - Brothers in Arms
  2. Enya - Orinoco Flow
  3. Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers’ Greatest Hits
  4. There were two that I bought at the same time: Screaming for Vengeance by Judas Priest and Lap of Luxury by Cheap Trick
  5. Discovery - ELO
  6. two dozen Original Broadway Cast albums
  7. IV, Toto
  8. Paul Simon - Graceland
  9. A Mozart CD

I had just bought a CD player and wanted to test it out. I bought a Mozart CD because it was cheaper than buying a CD by some living performer.

See the American remake of The Girl with a Dragon Tattoo for a very… creative use of that tune.

First Albums you bought on CD format.

  1. Dire Straits - Brothers in Arms
  2. Enya - Orinoco Flow
  3. Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers’ Greatest Hits
  4. There were two that I bought at the same time: Screaming for Vengeance by Judas Priest and Lap of Luxury by Cheap Trick
  5. Discovery - ELO
  6. two dozen Original Broadway Cast albums
  7. IV, Toto
  8. Paul Simon - Graceland
  9. A Mozart CD
  10. Who’s Next

First Albums you bought on CD format.

  1. Dire Straits - Brothers in Arms
  2. Enya - Orinoco Flow
  3. Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers’ Greatest Hits
  4. There were two that I bought at the same time: Screaming for Vengeance by Judas Priest and Lap of Luxury by Cheap Trick
  5. Discovery - ELO
  6. two dozen Original Broadway Cast albums
  7. IV, Toto
  8. Paul Simon - Graceland
  9. A Mozart CD
  10. Who’s Next
  11. Chess–Original Broadway Cast

First Albums you bought on CD format.

  1. Dire Straits - Brothers in Arms
  2. Enya - Orinoco Flow
  3. Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers’ Greatest Hits
  4. There were two that I bought at the same time: Screaming for Vengeance by Judas Priest and Lap of Luxury by Cheap Trick
  5. Discovery - ELO
  6. two dozen Original Broadway Cast albums
  7. IV, Toto
  8. Paul Simon - Graceland
  9. A Mozart CD
  10. Who’s Next
  11. Chess–Original Broadway Cast
  12. Pink Floyd-Dark Side of the Moon (actually a gift)

First Albums you bought on CD format.

  1. Dire Straits - Brothers in Arms

  2. Enya - Orinoco Flow

  3. Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers’ Greatest Hits

  4. There were two that I bought at the same time: Screaming for Vengeance by Judas Priest and Lap of Luxury by Cheap Trick

  5. Discovery - ELO

  6. two dozen Original Broadway Cast albums

  7. IV, Toto

  8. Paul Simon - Graceland

  9. A Mozart CD

  10. Who’s Next

  11. Chess–Original Broadway Cast

  12. Pink Floyd-Dark Side of the Moon (actually a gift)

  13. Gershwin’s Rhapsody in Blue and Concerto in F - Andre Previn & the Pittsburgh Symphony Orchestra
    Apple varieties.

  14. Granny Smith