Chemical weapons, yes, but not as bad as Biden’s farts during Cabinet meetings.
What do Damascus and Hiroshima have in common? Nothing … yet.
Sarin gas? Homey don’t play that.
The Nobel Committee just called; they want their prize back.
Syrian!? I thought you said “Sybian”!
“Oh, you clearly don’t know who you’re talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyl… Bashar! I AM the danger! A guy opens his door and gets strategically bombed into compliance and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks! Bitch!”
Nobody wanted to be the first to say Red Delicious? Okay…
Apple varieties.
Granny Smith
Crispin
Gala
Ribston Pippin
Jazz
Russet
Braeburn
Zuccalmaglio’s Reinette
Fuji
iPod
Crab
Pine
Red Delicious
New Topic: We already have Peek-a-poos (Pekingese-poodle mixes), Labradoodles (Labrador-poodle mixes), Puggles (Beagle-pug mixes). Make Up Your Own Name For a New Dog Hybrid breed
Chiweiweimaraner (Chihuahua-Weimaraner mix)
New Topic: Cute Names For New Dog Hybrids (We already have
New Topic: We already have Peek-a-poos (Pekingese-poodle mixes), Labradoodles (Labrador-poodle mixes), Puggles (Beagle-pug mixes). Make Up Your Own Name For a New Dog Hybrid breed