Bald guys with moustaches/goatees

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I just got done looking at the People Pages. I haven’t looked at every single picture, but I made it a point to look up the names I recognised. Anyway, I noticed a multitude of bald guys with the moustache/goatee circle of facial hair. How many of you are there? Raise your hands so I can count…

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And your point is??? Not bald yet…

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Everyone wants to be a B.J. Hunnicut impersonator.

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“And that’s the bottom line… 'cuz SPOOFE Cold said so!”

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Note: No, I’m not bald… it’s just that the thread title immediately made me think of the Texas Rattlesnake. I’m proud of my head of lovely long hair, thank you very much.

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If you shave your head, you must grow a goatee. It’s the law!

And yes, spooje is in full compliance. :smiley:

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I shaved my head just to be able to be able to get that look, I love it :smiley:

Come on, Edwart Norton was soooo cool in American H X :slight_smile:

— G. Raven

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As a woman (with long hair and no facial hair ;)), I have to say I really like that look. There is something sinister and yet very sexy about a bald guy with a goatee/van dyke.
[sub]Mmmm…sexy, evil men…[/sub]

Rose

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I have to agree with Wicked Blue about finding that look quite appealing.
::sneaks a look at MrKinsey::
Huh, whatta ya know?
Not totally bald, but balding, with a mustache and goatee. Guess that’s why I married him. :wink:
[Hijack/Soapbox]
Hey, guys? Those who are balding? Come on, you know who you are.
DON’T do the comb-over thing. You’re not fooling anyone, it looks ridiculous and besides, most women like the bald look.
It’s rather sexy. Thank you.
[Hijack/Soapbox]

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:: Nods emphatically ::

I agree whole heartedly with the above statement. That is a very sexy look.

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yes, and avoid the Charles Emerson Winchester III / Bozo the clown look.

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raises hand

I would like to point out for the record, Your Honor, that I assumed this look approximately one year before it became “cool”, and therefore I am a trendsetter, not a follower.

Also, don’t forget the pierced ear. It’s pretty much a requirement, too.

I’d like to think that it makes me look a bit sinister. I really would. In truth, though, here’s the breakdown-

  1. I never really had much hair to begin with- I was a naturally thin-haired kid. I was starting to lose it, too, so I siezed the biological high ground and shaved it off. Biology ain’t gonna dictate nothin’ to me.

  2. I have no chin. This is a fact, easily verifiable from my high school pictures. A goatee (or, more properly, a vandyke) covers this fact. For all anyone knows, I’ve got a Kirk Douglas chin under all that hair. If I don’t grow a beard, my head is a bowling ball.

  3. I bet Opal doesn’t have these sorts of worries. Yeah, you, Opal.

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Did the look for awhile. I still shave my head. The great thing about it is the agelessness thing. When I was 19 and losing my hair I looked older. With a shaved head, I look about as old now as people thought then, late 20’s. (I am almost 38 now). I love it because it feels so good this way. Hot! Just take a cold beer and rub it around the head.

I gave up the goatee. Yes it did make me look like a bad mutha…shut your mouth, but it also was itchy and not so comfortable. It is just as easy for me, if I shave, to just finish the job. Plus, my goatee is getting peppery, and my head is in 2nd.

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I just recently buzzed all of the hair off my noggin. It’s about 3/16 inch long. Even before then, I always worn a “goatee.” My pic is on the people pages. Although, in my pic, I have a full head of hair.

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Well, I’ve got the goatee (or Van Dyke, I guess); maybe it’s time to shave my head. Hmm… :slight_smile:

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Touché.