I’m just waiting for the followup thread: My balls are itching like a motherfucker.
Scylla, we live one county apart, and I’d love to buy ya a beer and chat awhile, but
[sub]well, that’s just too much information for me to handle right now. . . . I mean . . . Jeez![/sub]
Maybe next time you should use Nad’s on your 'nads…
Scylla, considering that thread you posted sometime back about the advantages of having a small penis, I’m surprised you risked “Bobbitization” by running a hedge trimmer down there.
That being said, there are worse things you could have done. I once spilled some Absorbine Jr., on my crotch :eek:, and got to spend the next hour curled up in a fetal position on the bathroom floor.
This is such a great thread for band names!
Neosporin.
From personal experience I can recommend the baby powder. You’ll be walking like John Wayne without it.
Hey, that’d make a great band na…oh wait…[sub]never mind[/sub] 
I want to post, dammit; I want to say something witty about all this.
But I can’t because, every time I picture Scylla standing in the bathroom looking back and forth between the boys and the shaver, and then coming to the decision that this will be a good idea, I just go off on another ten minute giggle-jag.
I sincerely hope your job doesn’t involve face-to-face contact, because no-one will take you seriously when you’re scratching your balls every fifteen seconds.
And let’s not mention the fun of ingrown hairs - you’ve got a lot of jolly times coming your way 
I prefer the picture of Scylla already embarked on his depilatory adventure and then realising that it as not a good plan, but feeling that he couldn’t back out with one ball half shaved. That’s what makes me giggle.
This song was just on RadioFree OpalCat, couldn’t resist. Apologies to AC/DC
Bare Balls
*He’s ever upper class doper society
A gift to SDMB notoriety
He used to have some crotchfunk
But no longer is that so
Thanks to his Norelco he’s got
The barest balls of all
CHORUS:
He’s got bare balls
He’s got bare balls
And they’re such bare balls
No longer dirty bare balls
And she’s got bare balls
And we’ve got bare balls
But Scylla’s got the barest balls of them all
His balls were always hairy
And let me tell you they did sweat
And then he’d go and run and run again
But now that he’s depilitated
And the stubble has returned
Everybody says he’ll have
Great balls of fire
CHORUS
Some balls are shaved for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they’re shaved for crotch sweat
They’re the balls that he likes best
His balls were always bouncing
To the left and to the right
But now he’ll find that his bare balls
Are plastered to his thigh
CHORUS
And he’s just itching to tell you about them
Oh he had such wonderful fun
Copious crotch sweat, bald avengers, crotchfunk…*
[sub][sup]Now I must go cleanse myself for having spent so much time thinking about balls[/sup][/sub]
I think this thread is just another demonstration of the overall superiority of those with reddish blond hair.
I could discuss techniques… but I’ll leave that for thinksnow.
How did you get close enough to sniff your own balls, and can anyone learn this trick?
originally posted by Barbarian
You think? How come my hubby still wants me to shave even though their hardly noticeable?
Scylla eewwwww!
Well just to keep this rolling ( looks around furtively) couple of days ago Wanderer was trimming the playing field… and I hear this earth shattering scream! He had been using scissors and nipped the loose skin of his club. Blood streaming down and he says" God it doesn’t even hurt"
Funnier than hell to see the toilet paper stuck to his buddy … like a facial nick…
that man scares me…
really he does
Thank you, Scylla…I had a rotten day at work, and your post actually got me laughing out loud.
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I have this uh friend and he let his wife talk him into shaving his nuts,(face getting red) and uh my friend says that the itching will get alot worse but baby powder does work,I mean my friend says that baby … oh forget it.
Testis, testis, one. two… three?
I have a beard-trimmer… and I’m sitting here right now looking at my crotch.
You know that feeling you have when the subway train is coming, and you sorta feel like jumping off the platform in front of it? I have that feeling right now…
Sure would surprise Astrogirl…
Hmmmmmmmm…
Bwaaahaaahaaahaaa!!! Somebody please help me up off the floor before my supervisor finds me like this!!!:D:D:D:D