Baltimore Dopers: I won. . .something. . .movie related. Want it?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I won a movie pass or maybe a pair of movie tickets, I’m not really too sure.

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Hold on, I’m going to call the radio station now.

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OK, I won a pass for two for an advanced screning of Tstotsi at The Charles on March 20 @ 7:30. Here’s what The Charles has to say about the movie:

If you want them, they’re yours. The only stipulation is you have to pick them up from the radio station (WBJC) on Reisterstown Road in Baltimore. Please post to this thread if you can pick them up and attend the screening. I can’t check my email, so only posts to this thread will be honored.

This is not first come, first served, either. Entertain me. Make me laugh. Dance for me, minions!

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So why aren’t you going?

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I work in DC now. We’ve got quite a project going on right now and there’s no way I can either pick up the tickets OR attend the screening.

Quite frankly, I don’t even know why I called in to win the tickets this morning. I guess for the thrill of victory, or something like that.

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Well, the thrill of victory – and the opportunity to say “dance, marionettes, dance!” to your fellow Dopers.

You gonna come to Gettysdope, BTW? July 15th, be there or be square…

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You know, I just might, thanks for asking. I really depends on the weather. I HATE the summer. If it’s nasty that weekend, probably not. But if it’s bearable, I might just be up for the drive. Thanks for asking, by the way.

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Alright, alright, fine. It can be first come, first served. You can still entertain me if you want, though. I could use a laugh or two.

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I don’t want the tickets, but I could tell you a joke:

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

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That reminds me of another joke:
What’s invisible and smells like carrots?

Bunny farts!

Anyway.
My greedy inner five-year-old is saying, “Ooooh, something free! Gimme, gimme, gimme!” and The Charles is a nice theater, but it really doesn’t sound like my kind of movie.
Thanks for the offer, though.

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Yeah, but you and your husband could go! Or, you could get them and give them away to some IRL friends.

Thanks for chuckles, by the way, BiblioCat and twickster. They were just in time for Easter.

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Well, if you want Easter-themed:

What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot, cross bunnies!

There’s another one about Jesus and Moses, but it’s really long and some might find it a little, um, irreverent, so I won’t tell that one.

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Well, considering that Bruce Willis isn’t in it and therefore doesn’t blow anything up in it, it’s not quite his type of movie, either. :smack: :smiley:

More jokes, not necessarily Easter themed:
What’s invisible and smells like bananas?

Monkey farts!

(courtesy of my nine-year-old)

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big giant holes all over Australia!

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Well, I tried. I just wanted to give a little something back to a community that’s given so much to me (is the guilt trip working?).

I’ll see if I can’t give them away to some offline folks.

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It sounds exactly like something I’d like, but Monday nights suck for us. They’re always busy for Dave for work, so I’m home with the kids. It’s nice of you to offer, though.

Also, nice to see you around. You seem kinda spare around here lately.

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UrbanChic, if you still have the tickets, I have a Baltimore friend/former doper who’d love to have them.

I don’t know what sort of lewd acts you require, but I’ll commit her to anything. :wink:

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Yeah- but she’ll DO just about anything, so it squares out :stuck_out_tongue:

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Shh! I don’t think we’re supposed to let that out!

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I think if there’s something artsy or fartsy involved, she might do whatever it is TWICE.

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The tickets are still available, Blue Kangaroo. Your friend is more than welcome to them. Go to wbjc.com and click the Contact link for their address. She just has to say she’s picking them up for me.

I sent you an email, too.

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Sorry, I wasn’t ignoring you. Thanks, by the way. I’ve been super busy for the past few months and haven’t had as many opportunities to post as I’d like.

How’s your boy making out at his new school? Have you guys moved closer to it yet?

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He’s making out well enough, and nope, we’re still in Dumbdalk.