ban me!

Or donuts with twizler sprinkles.

John G. raped and murdered my wife.

[Family Guy]Cigarettes killed my father, and raped my mother[/FG]

This thread can only end in Very Bad Things™

Maybe, but Family Guy quotes won’t be those things.

Is it really trolling when not only does everybody know he’s trying to rile us, but it isn’t working? Where’s that “too stupid to live” tag?

I agree with not banning. Let him fade away… For shame, owl. You know better.

I just want to say goodbye to all you losers who are going to try and flame out.

I can’t wait till noon tomorrow.

Bye

BAND NAME!!!

What…?!? It’s been done?!?

Amusingly enough, if the mods don’t ban the OP, same OP loses the privilege of posting in about ten hours anyway (I think), so that guest tag will be there and same OP, rather than being banned for being a Jerk (instead of an annoying doofus), will remain Guest forever … it’s really less work for the PTB anyway.

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Jesus Christ OOCC! Is 5 bucks that much of a stretch for you? Is it the money? Don’t tell me it’s not about the money, 'cause it’s always about the money, and then you would be lying and l’d have to set you ablaze with a liter of petrol and a smoldering faggot. [British accent] “Aiieee!” [/British accent] you would scream, and then you would be in the hospital with nothing to do but watch Benny Hill reruns day and night.

Prevent all this. Pay the 5 dollars or whatever than amounts to in your big, colorful money.

I never get banned from things… someone could at least be that nice to me… to ban me…

black people have holes in them!

Oh, and owl? If you’re going to go out “trolling,” maybe you should take the opportunity to take out the link to your AIM name. I’m just saying.

This alone is worth the five dollars I paid to register. Ever hear of the five pound bass? The above is a five buck epithet.

link is not my aim name.

link is the guy from zelda that goes shika-shaw

Mmm, Lynn?

While I’m afraid owlofcreamcheese just doesn’t seem to have what it takes to get himself (herself?) banned for hate speech, maybe he could be canned for starting a joke thread in the Pit? Hmm?

What say?

[sub]Won’t some poor soul have mercy on the guy and pay his way so that he can try to get banned properly next time?
On second thought - never mind. Just punish him the worst he could imagine - and let it slide… :)[/sub]

P.S. (looks around. Notices this is the pit) - owlofcreamcheese - you are a lame, unworthy pitter who cannot even flame properly. Your posts in this thread are a disgrace to Foul Language as well as to Monkey Chatter. May your status forever remain “guest” and your post-count unknown! May the moths of a thousand dictionaries - all in foreign languages - infest your library, and the dictionaries themselves warp all your bookshelves!

That’s all. I feel so much better now :smiley:

Dani
(who hopes Lynn doesn’t get on his case for aiding and abetting a joke thread in the pit :eek: )

If you don’t like the boards anymore, just leave already, owlofcreamcheese. No, you won’t get your free ban. What the hell do you think this is, Bizarro Disney World?

If the SDMB isn’t worth $5 to you, then we’ll all respect that. Gladly.