A cursory look around my house this morning provided me with these:
Willy’s Wet Towel
Hairball Abomination
Tattered Panties
Soap Sliver Collection
Fat Bug
Got anything to add to the list?
Skidmarked Briefs
Sippy Cups
Broken Toys
Far Flung Corn
…can you tell I have small children? 
The Body In The Corner
Bloodstains
My Axe
Black Plastic Garbage Bags
Whatshername
Wooop Wooop Woooop
Flashing Lights
We may have a winner here!
Kitchens of Distinction
Living Dust Bunnies
Bookshelves from Hell
Cat Fur Chaos
Oops I thought you meant real bands 
The Computers
Dessicated Cockroaches
The Laptops
The Gorki Park Guitars
The Leaky Roofs
Mrs. Brain’s Faggots (okay, not my house)
Mystery Pills
Cat Breath
Laundry Pile (Featuring the Downy Sheets)
Moldy Tupperwares
Chrome Dinette Set
Half Empty and the Tall Boys
There You Are Chuck Klosterman
Stinky Dishes
Renegade Cat Turd
Precious Paws
Pudding Cup and the Plastic Spoons
Culinary Misfortune
Actual band name: Groove Biscuits. (My bookshelves are lined largely with 78s.)
Sheryl Crow Spread Eagle
dogscootch
Carpet Swatches and the Colortones
You’ve got Sheryl Crow spread eagle in your house? You rawk, d00d! 
The wedding Present - if you had a poorly attended wedding and only got one, that could be found around the house.
The Doors, lots of them.
The Waterboys - if you have large domestic staff headcount and need regular refreshments, ok so pretty tenuous.
Of course there is that Deep Blue Something, out the back although I would call it a swimming pool.
It is a Crowded House in a Big Country which explains the Beetles infestation.
We do have AC, but no DC so we miss out on that one and the guy 3 Doors Down has barenaked ladies around a lot.
Cheers
Delicious Tuna Sandwich
Nalgene Half Full
Nubbly Purple Balls
Fish Soap
House Collection (“House” on DVD, get it? BWAHAHA)
Kid’s Shop Logo
Tacky Gold Table
Pink Lamp Horror
Various Burnt Wicks
Big Bananas
Paper Butterflies
Wicker Cat House
Buncha Knives
Pen Is Attached
Sink full of Dirty Dishes
Old Dirty Carpet
Garage full of Junk
DogPuke
EmptyOilCans
Shower Full of Polka
Luncheon Meat Smoothie
Something’s Hanging Out of the Cat
Pull My Metatarsal
An Ode to Purina
Spoon
Ooooh: slogans/warnings!
Closer Than They Appear
Under Penalty of Law
Regular Oral Hygiene
Jif and the Choosy Mothers (oops! actual name again)
Apply Directly to Forehead!
Viewers Like You
Orthoclase Feldspar and the Scales of Hardness (yeah, I hear this slogan all the time, don’t you?)
See a Doctor
Dried Up Cat Food
Old Newspapers
Junk Mail
Greasy Stove Top
Dirty Dishwater
Moldy Peaches
I think Anastaseon has it with “Nubbly Purple Balls”!