The Google Ad I get is from Stoffers - “peel to reveal the secret ingredient!”
Somehow, very appropriate. 
Instead of a defense analsyt, he was a defense anal-ist.
You’re kidding right? In the US you don’t receive news of the strange, fucktastick and illegal things that US troops stationed abroad do? No? I’ll leave it to your imagination then - it’s not pretty.
Why Isamu, what a lovely whooshing noise you just made.
Whoosh!, and away I fly to another thread where I’ll try not embarrass myself.