I’m considering breaking friendships with everyone who doesn’t have the BANNED tag under their name. So if any of you experience a sudden, crushing depression it’s either the weight of the guilt of all the horrible things you’ve done, an understanding of the inevitability of death or you’ve just been defriended on the Dope.
So far I have two banned friends. If you anticipate being banned in the future you may apply for SDMB friendship. I will build the largest collection of BANNED members this board has ever seen! And you could be a part of it!
Ironically, it’s a post like this that would make me want to friend you as appreciation for being considerate. Yeah, getting offended at getting unadded is stupid, but people think stupid things sometimes.
We were friends before this, weren’t we? (Shows how seriously I take “friending” at the SDMB.) If so, I feel an emptiness in my heart and a darkness in my soul that I hadn’t felt before.
Once, long ago, when I was just a wee sprat and my father still thought I might amount to something, he said to me “Some people think there’s something funny out there; I haven’t found it, but you keep an eye open.” Gee, dad, wish you’d lived to see the day, ‘cause here it is.
