The truth is that Ben Affleck cheated on Jennifer with Barbie.
What? Name me ONE other explanation for how two famous couples could break up so close to each other. I’m trying to figure out how Tom and Nicole fit into this.
It’s days like this (they end in a “y”), when I see a really dumb story getting huge space, that I feel embarrassed to be studying journalism.
I’m waiting for George W. Bush to denounce the breakup as anti- family values.
Like Dan Quayle did with the Murphy Brown pregnancy.
yeah, but she’s going to hook up with a cool Ozzie bloke called “Blaine”…
whats next? We learn barbie is anorexic?! never
But more importantly, Ken is missing the below-the-waist equipment that would Need to be missing in order to date Ann Coulter.
And as for Barbie, here’s a copy of the tape that the PI Ken hired turned in:
http://zhome.com/Karl/rox&tad.zip
(Its been zipped to maximize download speed)
Oh no, he’s got that. It’s just not where she’s used to keeping hers. Hard to groom your hair when it’s attached to your head and your head it up your bum.
Psst. monica, I was so convinced it was an Onion article gone awry that I searched and searched … no dice, though. This even made Netscape’s news popup window.