Inspired by astro’s “New from Mattel - Wicca Secret Spell Barbie!” thread, what are some Barbies (and Kens) that they’ll NEVER bring to market? Ho Bitch Barbie - Hot pants, tank-top cut of just below her… charms, 8" platform shoes… “Get out there and make me some money!”
Fundamentalist Barbie - turtleneck sweater, home-made bib-overalls jean skirt (ankle-length of course!) bible in one hand, baby in the other, Michael and Jerehmiah in the stroller, Caan, Rebecca, Abraham and David tagging along behind.
Hobo Ken - tattered rags for clothes, 6 day growth of beard, with the Ken Smell Module[sup]tm[/sup] for that realistic effect.
CEO Barbie, Colonel Barbie, Professor Barbie etc… - Heaven forbid she should think she was more than a plaything or secretary!
Mansonite Ken OR Barbie - shaved head, swastika carved into forehead, talking version, of course. “We love you Charlie!”
Catgirl Barbie, with ears and a tail. Sailor fuku sold separately.
Ninja Barbie.
Hippie Barbie, with long braids, tie-dye and fringe leather outfit, and a baggie of maryjane. Microbus not included.
Leftist Barbie. Long stringy hair, John Lennon glasses, “Save the Whales” button on a “no nukes” t-shirt. Unshaven pits. Blue jeans. Unshaven legs. Birkenstocks.
You can find her with Ken at a global monetary conference, praying to get arrested so they can feel relevant.
there’s no nudity on the page, but there is a scantily clad resin statue, so whether it’s worksafe or not is problematical. And other parts of my site are NOT work safe, so take care.
Um, I hate to break it to you, but all three have been done, more or less.
Pre-Op MtF Barbie
Anatomically Correct Barbie (and/or Ken)
Masturbation Barbie (comes with vibrator and copy of Playgirl)
GG Allin Ken
Tub-Girl Barbie
Goatsecx Ken
This is truly a work of art… I love those cheesy movies!
Heroine Junkie Barbie that comes with her own stash/needle, under eye rings, and stick-thin body
“Cellulite Barbie” with jiggling thighs… 
