Inspired by astro’s “New from Mattel - Wicca Secret Spell Barbie!” thread, what are some Barbies (and Kens) that they’ll NEVER bring to market?
Ho Bitch Barbie - Hot pants, tank-top cut of just below her… charms, 8" platform shoes… “Get out there and make me some money!”
and of course… Pimp Ken - something like this…
Fundamentalist Barbie - turtleneck sweater, home-made bib-overalls jean skirt (ankle-length of course!) bible in one hand, baby in the other, Michael and Jerehmiah in the stroller, Caan, Rebecca, Abraham and David tagging along behind.
Hobo Ken - tattered rags for clothes, 6 day growth of beard, with the Ken Smell Module[sup]tm[/sup] for that realistic effect.
CEO Barbie, Colonel Barbie, Professor Barbie etc… - Heaven forbid she should think she was more than a plaything or secretary!
Mansonite Ken OR Barbie - shaved head, swastika carved into forehead, talking version, of course. “We love you Charlie!”
Can anyone think of more???