Lately, it seems as if wholesome All-American Barbie has been up to some rather strange things: Witness Harley Davidson Barbie (#1, 2 and I think even 3), Addams Family Barbie, et. al.
OK, dopers. What collector’s Edition Barbie would you be willing to shell out between $50 and $100 for?
My choice: Rocky Horror Picture Show, with Barbie as Magenta, Barbie as Columbia, Barbie as Janet, and Ken as Frank-N-Furter, Ken as Riff Raff, Ken as Brad. (Can’t you just picture it?) Don’t need a Ken as Rocky because any generic blond Ken will work.
Or the Marilyn Monroe/JFK set (Yes, I know Barbie’s already done Marilyn, but this would also be a fun one to have.)
How about “Hausfrau Barbie”, complete with curlers in her hair, screaming toddler hanging off her leg, and squalling baby in her arms?
You know Crack whore Barbie comes with Crankster Ken.
He has GIJoes pistol stuck in his pants, a permanent hunched over posture from peering out the blinds, and the Corvette is out front on blocks, cuz he sold the rims for drug money.
I really really want one of those “Trailer Trash Barbies” I’ve heard rumors of . . . complete with big hair, too much makeup, and a cigarette hanging out of her mouth.
If you visit http://www.atomfilms.com, you can find a short film called 'Wheelchair Rebecca." In it you will find a slut Barbie, a crackwhore Barbie, and a getting-experimented-on-by-aliens Barbie. This movie is totally offensive and absolutely hilarious.