Introducing Urban Legend Barbie!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Barbie’s[sup]TM[/sup] into Urban Legends!

Missing Kidney Barbie[sup]TM[/sup] comes with crude stitches on her lower back and a bathtub filled with ice. You can make her wake up after the Mysterious Frat Boy[sup]TM[/sup] slips her a mickey and have her discover the note telling her to get to the emergency room right away!

Hook-man Barbie[sup]TM[/sup] just misses getting maimed by an escaped looney! Drive her through the woods and back home where she discovers the hook attached to the car door handle! [sub]Car sold separately.[/sub]

Choking Doberman Barbie[sup]TM[/sup] comes with ten fingers and a veterinarian’s examining room. Good doggie! [sub]CAUTION: Contains small pieces. May present a choking hazard for small children and dobermans.[/sub]

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I want Emergency Room Frozen Hot Dog Removal Barbie[sup]TM[/sup]!

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Oooh, does she come with Gerbil Stuffing Ken, or is he sold seperately?

Maybe they could add Cheerleader Slut Skipper, complete with stomach pump and quart of semen, and sell them all together as the Triage Trio.

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I want an Earwig Barbie, with a removable half-eaten brain!

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Is there one that comes with a thick winter jacket, a beanie, and a pair of shades?

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Oooo oooo ooooo!!!

Dreadlock Barbie, complete with resident nest of spiders!!!

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Information Minister Barbie?

I mean, doesn’t she already have a beret?

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Ooh, ooh! I want Lobster Fun Barbi[sup]TM[/sup]!

[sub](if you don’t knoiw, don’t ask, just go to snopes to find out)[/sub]

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How about poolwater-impregnated Barbie? comes with aboveground pool, and pervert neighbor. Put Barbie in the pool after the pervert’s done his thing, and she comes out pregnant! Its the miracle of life!

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Clara Bow Barbie, and USC Football Player Ken (collect all 12!)

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Mexican Pet Barbie, with Neck-Breaking Action!

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Hook-man Barbie[sup]TM[/sup]: I thought that this came with DORRANCE 5X STAINLESS-STEEL HOOKS!

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Smithsonian Fossilized Barbie Barbie

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Nigerian Widow Barbie - limited edition - for a mere $50,000 you get a doll worth millions!

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Microwave Poodle Barbie: Comes with microwave and re-usable exploding poodle.

Fake Virus Barbie: Pull the string on her back, and she issues dire warnings about non-exsistant computer viruses.

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Gotta have Riding-the-Broom Barbie. :smiley:

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Gum in the stomach Barbie: Gum inexplicably stays in her stomach for 7 years!
Gang Initiation Barbie: Actually, it’s just Malibu Barbie’s jeep with it’s headlights smashed out, and an Uzi on the passenger seat.

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Inappropriate Public Displays of Affection Barbie

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Diving Barbie[sup]TM[/sup], complete with forrest tree and fire fighter airplane! :slight_smile:

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Astronaut Barbie can see the Great Wall of China all the way from the moon.

Average Barbie eats eight spiders per year in her sleep, but what can you expect of someone who only uses 10% of their brain?