Coldfire, BAHAHAHAHA!!
I’d forgotten that one!
Surely you can’t do without Wedding Disaster Barbie, complete with tiny incriminating photos!
Dead Grandmother Barbie[sup]TM[/sup]. Comes wtih distraught family, and car with fully functioning trunk. Car Thief Barbie[sup]TM[/sup] extra.
Soon to be followed up by Shrieking Internet Barbie.
Pull the cord and she screams “Cite! Cite! Fake! Fake!” and occasionally “Google is your Friend!”
The Struck by a penny dropped from the top of the Empire State Buiding Barbie was a little too disturbing for me.
Well, heck, I thought that was the standard model.
Vacation Barbie, complete with removable toothbrush!
But Mangetout, Astronaut Barbie never really went to the moon! See, in the pictures she took you can tell the shadows are all wrong.
How about Lupe Velez Barbie, with the toilet lid jammed around her neck?
Astronaut barbie is beyond reproach, as is her colleague, NASA Scientist Barbie, who discovered a missing day in the fabric of spacetime.
If you can believe it, the girl that sits next to me in English did taht exact thing. She was in the hospital for like, 4 hours, because her predicament wasn’t “life threatening”. So, by the time she got into the hospital room, it wasn’t frozen anymore.
Thats gotta be REALLY embarrasing…
KFC™ Barbie™™!
Comes with bonus beakless/featherless/legless chicken-like figure and pink and lavender intravenous feeding machine!
Nobody mentioned AIDS Mary/Barbie?
I went to JHS with a girl this happened to. How many times has this happened?
How about Aids Mary Barbie complete with lipstick!
Pop Rocks Barbie - What happens when Barbie eats Pop Rocks Candy then Drinks a Soda?, head blows off - squirting all with the Candy/Soda Mixture, put her head back on and do it all again.
I thought the nest of spiders would come in Barbie’s tampon.
The Vanishing Hitch hiking Barbie. Ken picks Barbie up hitch hiking but she inexplicably disappears!
Really it happened to a friend of mine.
If you’re the type who has to have them all then there’s a local set called “Acursed Hawaiian Vacation.” In it you get
Took pork over the Pali Stacy
Took a volcanic rock Lisa
and
Wore a cursed idol Barbie
There was supposed to be a Violated the sacred grounds Ken but he and his entire production run never came back from their nature hike.
Oh yeah. If you preordered them, you get a discount off the upcoming Cannibal Banyan Tree Playset™ and the Waialae Drive-In Kira™ doll (with removable face and feet).
Surprise Birthday Party Barbie, who can ride piggy-back on Ken’s shoulders. Clothes not included.
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