From the Metrosexual-Bisexual collection
He would still lose to GI Joe, but not as quickly as the late and completely gay Olympic Skater Ken or Pirate Ken.
Everybody knows that Ken is GI Joe’s bitch. He only uses Barbie as his shill.
Ha! I have a gay friend who collects Ken dolls as a goof because they’re so gay-looking. A few years ago I gave him that very Olympic Skater Ken as a gift.
Which was the Ken doll that came with a cock ring?
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Unless Ken changed a whole lot with his nethers lately, his apparatus, viewed back in my girlhood, is, unfortunately, not capable of a cockring. He has a plastic lump. Just that, a lump, a bump, a sad mumble of a hope of genitalia.
No wonder Barbs opted for the career track.
Found 'im. He was called “Earring Magic” Ken, and he is gayer than Pirate Ken having butt sex with Olympic Skater Ken.
I can almost hear the Village People playing in the background as I look at that last one. Yeesh.
Ken dumped GI Joe years ago for this guy.
Ken doesn’t need frontal equipment; Billy is most definitely the top in that relationship. Billy is “anatomically correct” (in some parallel universe where freakishly huge equipment is “correct”) and, if I’m not mistaken, he does have a cock ring.
So.
Why doesn’t Gayer than a picnic basket Billy have either a permanent O face, accessible bunghole or kung fu grip?
Does he come, she asks sniggeringly, with a glory hole accessory kit?
Meh. Billy is a poser. He only wishes he were as cool as Gay Bob.
Here is my personal favorite Ken (and he’s NOT gay, he’s NOT! He’s NOT!!!)
I have him in my LOTR collection.
… He’s NOT gay.
My best friend once gave me for my birthday a Ken doll in drag. She went to FAO Schwartz, picked up a Ken doll, and asked the sales guy for advice. She told him what she wanted to do, find som Barbie clothes that would fit Ken. THe sales guy said, without breaking stride, “Let’s go look in Career Casuals.” One of my favorite possessions.
Lissener! Damn you! Now I have to clean my monitor
Depends on what you mean by “lose”. You’ve never heard of topping from the bottom?
Hell, I used to dress up my Ken doll in drag as a child.
But I heard Barbie dumped Ken for her new boyfriend. I don’t remember his name, was it Blaine or Blake or something like that?
Ladies, there’s hope! Metrosexual Ken from the OP is portraying a fashion-conscious vampire, like David Boreanaz as Angel.
On second thought… hope? :dubious:
And what straight man do you know that can accessorize like that? Hmmmm…??? :dubious:
Autolycus is one of the coolest revamped, as it were, dolls. ( REally cool site to see how to re-do Barbie and other assorted dolls.)
Actually, truth be told, they rock, man.
And her inner 12 year old goes *Squeeee Squeeee Squeeee all the way home…
For some reason I was thinking ‘Kyle’. I could of course be completely wrong. (and probably am.)
No glory holes for Ken!