Why do people automatically associate gay men with anal sex? :mad:
An Angry Inch, one might say.
*My sex change operation got botched
My guardian angel fell asleep on the watch
Now all I’ve got is a barbie doll crotch
I’ve got an angry inch
Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch
Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch*
But…but…but… he’s not a MAN!! He’s an ELF ! Elves are… different ! And ‘different’ doesn’t mean GAY !
Got a sort of Dread Pirate Roberts look about him; camp, but probably self-effacing about it.
And that one looks like one of those squeaky-clean 80s Euro-pop band members
He looks like he should be dancing with himself or having a white wedding.
I can’t help but feel ‘white wedding’ would be some kind of euphemism for masturbating on his own face (or something), if he were to utter it.
Ken may be gay. He is rather festive. But, where is all this GI Joe is gay stuff coming from? I have it on good authority (my daughter is a Barbie enthusiast) that GI Joe is straight. As I write this, my living room floor is occupied by a Barbie house (with working elevator) where four Barbies and two GI Joes are having a party. Vintage GI Joe is having a bath with Magic of Pegasus Barbie. Land Warrior GI Joe is eating cake and riding the elevator with the other Barbies.
When I got my first Ken doll, he didn’t have many clothing options. All of the Ken pants that were given to me with the doll tended to bunch up or slip down when Ken was placed in a sitting position. This resulted in Ken driving the Barbie Ferrari without any pants. I didn’t even bother to put swim trunks on him.
That’s the only way to drive a Ferrari. It’s a little known fact that Michael Schumacher doesn’t even own a pair of pants.
Oh, and I forgot to mention that one of the little GI Joes (Snake Eyes, I think) regularly goes swimming and horseback riding with Polly Pockets.
A little girl is playing with her dolls when her mom asks her why the male doll is there with the barbie. The girl says, “That’s GI Joe. Barbie comes with him.” Mom replies, “No, Barbie comes with Ken.” So the girl says, “No, Barbie comes with GI Joe. She only fakes it with Ken.”
Yes, Barbie broke up with Ken when she finally figured things out. Fortunately she was spared a bit of humiliation since she had been too busy in the astronaut program to ever getting around to writing that book “How Barbie Got Her Groove Back”.
Ken should really have his own Dog Grooming Shoppe. It would just be perfect.
That? Made me snort my lunch out my nose, I laughed so hard. It was even worse when I clicked the link.
My Ken doll only had one suit of clothes-that he came in. So he just sat around in his plastic molded on tighty-whities.
I also had little Barbie-wig that I used to put on my “Ken in Drag”.
There was a place in Buckhead (Atlanta) GA that was selling cross-dresser Ken & Barbie dolls back in the mid-nineties. I tried to google it, but didn’t find anything on the first page of results.
I’d look harder, but it’s five minutes 'til Yabba Dabba Doo, so I gotta pack up the laptop.
I was always partial to Gangsta Bitch Barbie with Tu-Pac Ken myself.
Not quite a gangsta bitch, but I did have a bling-wearing Rappin’ Rockin’ Barbie. You can’t tell from the picture, but she had a poofy hat on her head. The boom box was very loud, and played the same 9 beats over and over as long as the button was held down.
Oh wow! I didn’t know Tom of Finland designed dolls!
I didn’t have her, but my sister did! She had a really cute little leather miniskirt.