I just looooooove ebay!
Frank Sinatra Doll Apparently, Frankie boy is not hung like a horse.
Who knew there would be a Mob Connection doll.
*My name’s Ken
And I like men
But the people at Mattel
The home that I call hell
Are somewhat bothered by
My queer proclivities…
They always stick me
With Barbie
But I want you to know
I prefer GI Joe
But any able-bodied man-doll
Will surely do
Just someone to love, since I am
Not set up to screw*
“Ken,” The Negro Problem
OOAK auctions are the best. It seems this seller specializes in nude dolls.
Is it a bad thing that I find Billy kind of hot?
A friend of mines son asked, " Why are there nude headless barbie dolls at everyone’s house we go to, mom."
She replied, " They are plotting a world takeover son."
No, but his boyfriend Carlos might get a little jealous and you don’t want to piss off them Latin mens!
(I was going to link to a picture of Carlos, but my browser at work blocked the site, citing “Nudity; gay/lesbian; travel.” Travel?)
Barbie/GI Joe party update: Last night, the four original Barbies were joined by 5 additional Barbies. Those are the two happiest GI Joes in the world, I think. One of the Barbies is dark skinned and has crimped, blond-streaked hair. I wish I was GI Joe.
I think it’s a typo: “Nudity, gay/lesbian traval” is what it’s supposed to say. Face it, your browser just doesn’t want you to have a good trip.
Sigh.
Travel.