Bare Naked Tits w. Erect Nipples, Legs, Abortion, Penis Beer, Guns, and Coldy Bashing

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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taps the mike and nervously clears his throat: Hello, is this thing on??? OK, you are wondering why I’ve called you in here today, we have a very dangerous mission here. I have been requested by my superiors…who, don’t ask, too much information is bad for you, to design the perfect thread. Now I know we all have different ideas what should go into a perfect thread, so I will leave it up to you, thats the reason I assembled a team so we can work together. My contribution is the title, you need a catchy title and here it is…whatever happens from here on in is up to you. God speed and I hope that this mission will be completed succesfully. Carry on people!!!

:Odie walks away from the platform:

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  1. Fenris or Scylla writing it.
    or
  2. Discussion of sexual exploits or techniques that I can use for future reference. (I, shall we say, have a small experiental knowledge base. Much to my dismay).
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  1. It contains **Anthracite’s **long-awaited episode 3 of "The Horror at Cecil Cove.
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Well, Bunnygirl, if I can help in any way…don’t hesitate to ask.

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I’ll provide the naked tits! :smiley:
[sub]Someone else can have the abortion.[/sub]
Rose

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  1. It somehow helps me get laid by two gorgeous twenty-something girls.
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Uh…you might want to check here for a primer.

Hey, if you can’t ask your friends, who can you ask? Kinda funny, but I feel like I know you, you know :smiley:

  1. A thread that culminates in the biggest Dopefest in the history of Doper gatherings.
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To clarify, they should be BIG naked tits.

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Any thread worth reading has me posting in it.

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  1. “What are two of the most over-used conversation topics on the planet?” Next I’d like English Kings for 500, Alex.
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For the last time:

That’s Scylla or Fenris
Sheeeesh!

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Why I never realized what gentlemen the SD men were.

::Southern Belle voice::

Wah, I declare, y’all are just the sweetest things, offering help to a lady in distress. ::bats eyelashes::
Scylla, sorry for the confusion, O Great One!

I’m not worthy! I’m not worthy! [sub]Ya gotta love Wayne’s World[/sub]

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Well the thread is already in the wrong forum…

pan

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[sub]Addendum: my last comment was open to misinterpretation. I just meant that IMO for this to be the perfect thread, it’d have to be in a different forum[/sub]

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I think at some point in the perfect thread we have to sarcastically cite the definition of an obvious word like humor, along with a rolleyes and a request for someone to read for comprehension

jarbaby

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“You can’t prove a negative!”
“It’s only a THEORY”
“Don’t insult me, buttmunch!”
“Illegal isn’t the same as wrong.”

pan

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I have to discover it before a billion people have posted and 3 billion have read it.

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And there has to be a request for a title change…mods can you add the word Bare to the front of the thread title…

There should also be some [Gratuitious flirting]Hey Blu, how are YOU doing???[/Gratuitious flirting]

Keith

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Done. And then some.

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and there must be some gratuitous sucking up to the mods.
Oh, UncleBeer so manly, and such a wit, what a wonderful job you did on that title…