Barely Used Golf Balls for Sale

I moved into my new house 2 years ago, and we’re located in a neighborhood adjacent to a popular upscale golf course. I have a Parson Russel Terrier who loves to look for lost golf balls in the rough in the evening.

So far he’s found 600 balls, but most of them have blemishes, scratches, or cuts, however, I have about 200 that are basically pristine except that many have ID marks on them.

The less-worthy balls are donated to the local high school golf teams, but the nice ones are available for sale. These pristine balls are from all popular brands. If you are interested in some message me.

Just out of curiosity, is there any way to post a similar notice at the golf course ?

Might save you/somebody a bit of shipping cost :wink:

P.S. Good dog !

I’ve asked, but they said no. They sell their own golf balls and don’t need the competition.

Just post a sign on your yard saying “I got your balls cheap, want them back?”

I’m not allowed to put signs in my yard.

Back in the 1990s, a bunch of us decided to take up golfing, just because we were engineers, we all wore the Dilbert uniform, so we should golf. We were all horrible golfers, so bad that we tended to avoid the “good” golf courses.

Usually when we hit a ball out into the weeds we would just abandon it, but one of my friends would go looking for his, just because we tended to hit a lot of them off into the weeds (like I said, we were horrible). He didn’t always find his ball, but he always came out with a handful of golf balls, most of them in good shape. After just a few months he had an entire bucket filled with golf balls. None of us ever had to buy golf balls again, which was a good thing, because like I said, we were horrible and we were always hitting balls off into the woods.

A lot of idiots like us that couldn’t golf would frequent the crappy public golf courses, where people didn’t look at you funny if you shanked a ball or two off into the wilderness. Find an area that has a really crappy public golf course and advertise there. All of the idiots like us who never managed to make it through nine holes without losing a ball or two will appreciate cheap golf balls, even if they are slightly used. It’s not like we plan on keeping them for long. They are going to end up off in the woods again soon, so the cheaper the better.

If I still golfed I would buy yours (because I still have basically no usable skill at the game), but I gave it up a long time ago.

I read a story some time ago about a man who dived to fetch the balls that are lost in the ponds of golf courses and he claimed he made a fortune of this. The picture of him in full scuba gear in the middle of a golf course was hilarious. I wonder who he sold the balls to, but googling around I found many stories like his. Good luck!
PS: And good dog indeed!

Exactly what I was going to bring up:

Now, if the OP had a Portuguese Water Dog instead …

A friend of mine got so angry while playing one specific hole that he threw his club, which got stuck in a tree. He climbed the tree to get it back and actually found someone else’s club up there as well. Seems he wasn’t the first person to get that worked up in that specific spot.

I may try and sell them on eBay, although shipping will be expensive.

Dogs are a natural finder of things, as long as the thing has a distinctive smell. When I pick up a golf ball and smell it I can’t smell anything, but Milo can smell a golf ball in two feet of deep rough. He’s not 100% at finding them, but I’d say 80% of the time he comes up with one.

He brings the balls to me and drops them at my feet. I give him a treat, and off he goes. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Last week he found the rare golden Vice golf ball. I had heard about them but had never seen one. They’re made in Germany and are kind of expensive. I told everyone that Milo had finally reached the “Willy Wonka” stage of his career.