http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/Music/06/04/manilow.ailing.reut/index.html
Okay, it doesn’t explicitly say he had an erection, but you know that’s what happened.
I’ve always said that morning wood was a bad thing.
Well, of course. He got up to wizz in the middle of the night, and like most guys, had that pee-pee hard-on.
His nose swelled… how could they tell?
I’m just trying to picture what he would look like with a swollen nose.
On second thought, never mind, my mental imaging capacity doesn’t scale up that high.
I heard he smacked his face into the headboard while the pool-boy was putting the “man” in “Manilow”…if you know what I mean.