Barry Manilow walks into wall with an erection and breaks nose

Okay, it doesn’t explicitly say he had an erection, but you know that’s what happened.

I’ve always said that morning wood was a bad thing.

Well, of course. He got up to wizz in the middle of the night, and like most guys, had that pee-pee hard-on.

His nose swelled… how could they tell?

I’m just trying to picture what he would look like with a swollen nose.

On second thought, never mind, my mental imaging capacity doesn’t scale up that high.

I heard he smacked his face into the headboard while the pool-boy was putting the “man” in “Manilow”…if you know what I mean.