Well, baseball fans, the All-Star Game is coming up (yawn), time to get on the Internet and struggle with who you’re going to vote onto the weird, home-run-heavy team with the ugly uniforms that will play this year in … uh … San Francisco’s lovely PacCanBayBankPhone Park.
Only the enlightened few and British people can rationally discuss any baseball team besides the one they follow, so I thought I’d throw out the following question: Who’s your own team’s favorite and least favorite starter, and why? (No fair picking on the latest reliever who coughed up 5 runs in the 7th or some poor AAA guy filling in.) I’ll start:
Mine’s the Mets, and for me the best is Jose Reyes. My assumption is that other fans find the team’s laughter and general goofiess to be incredibly annoying, but I love the current crop of Mets’ looseness and humor, and for me it emanates from Reyes. He just never seems to lose that facial expression that says, “I can’t believe they pay me so much money to do this.” (He grew up in a one-room shack in the sticks of the Dominican Republic, far from where most of the DR players come from.) He’s incredibly fast, he can hit, he can field with the best of them, he’s learned how to take pitches to appease the Sabremetricians, and he drives opposing pitchers batty – the whole game changes when he’s on base. He concocts very eleborate home run handshakes for other players. I’m happy he’ll be around for a while.
Least favorite? I wasn’t among the goons who’ve been booing him from the getgo, but I’ve decided I really don’t like Carlos Beltran all the much. He seems sulky and robotic in interviews, and he kind of wears that demeanor on the field, too. He’s an amazing center fielder, but as a hitter he’s pretty much cut from the same cloth as Cliff Floyd and Mike Cameron – good, but not great. Yankees fans were booing Alex Rodriguez for having a season last year that would rank with one of Beltran’s best. My guess is that he really doesn’t want to be here (not that I can blame him), and he’ll flee at the first opportunity.