Bathroom signs

[Malleus_Incus_Stapes]

@that_darn_cat

Version I’ve seen:

If you sprinkle when you tinkle,
Be a sweetie, wipe the seatie.

They had that exact one at the barbershop I went to as a kid.

[cochrane]

@Ludovic

You came and you climbed in for bathing,
but I need you to stay out of Mandy.

Or else you’ll make Barry Manilow very angry.

[Enright3]

@Amateur_Barbarian

This week, though, I was in a public library in a nice little town near me and there was a carefully printed and laminated sign glued to the wall in the men’s room:

Please do not urinate or defacate on the floor
or in the waste receptacles. Use the proper
fixtures. Please help keep our library clean.

(from memory, spelling errors included) I can’t imagine the need for such a sign, especially a basically permanent one, and (as I said) in a nice, slightly upscale town in New England. But they clearly have a persistent problem with… some class of users. Kids? Maybe, but a sign wouldn’t stop them and it wouldn’t be a permanent situation, I think.

Many years ago I worked in in the main (read: downtown) branch of the public library. Homeless people would make complete messes of the bathrooms. They’d sleep in the stalls. Shit and piss everywhere. Take off their clothes and bathe in the sink. They ended up taking the doors off the stalls as a deterrent to keep them from camping out in the bathrooms.

[Max_Torque]

One above the urinals at a former workplace:

Our aim is to keep our workplace clean
GENTLEMEN
Your aim will help

[epolo]

@Doug_K

Most of the McDonald’s around here have signs that just say “Employees must wash hands”.

My reaction: “Uh, I’d like to wash my own hands, please.”

I’ve always wanted to make up a bunch of little figurines of a cute dog with a name tag around his neck saying “Hands” and leave one under each sign like that.
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