Batman is always preparing...a good cuppa Joe! Newslink

Caffeine give you that jolt that starts your day!
So does potentially rabies-laden bat spit!

What kind of muffins go with Dead Bat Coffee™?

Is this a “goth thing”?

Is it the next “goth thing”?

The hell kind of slop is she drinking that she didn’t notice a drastic change in smell and flavor? That’s why I take mine black: Nothing to hide the taste of contaminants in the brew.

/The best part of wakin’ up is rabies in your cup!

“Funny, he never has a second cup at home…” :eek:

Curse you, Bosda! I finally get around to reading my daily news reports, and the first thing that comes to mind for this story is “Great Awakenings, Robin! It’s time for the Bat-Coffee.”

And you stole my thunder. Rats.
Personally, I’m glad that I don’t drink coffee - I don’t have to worry about this ever happening to me.

Pfeh. I won’t drink anything less than guaranteed rabies-laden bat spit!