Batman vs a team of color-coded teens in a giant robot

Who wins?

Batman, if he has a 1920’s style “death ray”.

It depends on whether battle the Color-Coded Teens takes place in the middle or at the very end of an episode. That will determine whether they waste time with piddly attacks that they know won’t kill Batman, thus giving him prep time, or immediately bust out with the Super Powerful Attack That Kills All Monsters Right Away and We Don’t Just Use It To Begin With For No Reason.

Of course, no matter how prepared Batman is, the color-coded teens will never, ever, ever run out of giant robots. Each time he destroys one, a more powerful robot will be created to take its place. And we all know that the only way to defeat a giant robot is with another giant robot, so either Batman loses or the battle goes on forever, in which case Batman, being older, dies of old age before the Teens.

I think the answer depends on which Color-Coded Teens In A Giant Robot we’re talking about. I mean, Bats could take down any incarnation of the Power Rangers without problem (just kung-fu 'em while they’re doing the Zord-summoning disco moves), but Voltron would be a whole different matter.

Or Bats could just call in the Autobots to save his butt. :smiley:

If it’s an episode taking place near the end of the color-coded teen robot series, it’ll mean that the writers are finishing up the story arc…meaning that in the battle royalé of the series finale, Batman’s sure to be able to take out at least a couple of the teens (or their friends), so as to give their teamates some corpses to cry and declare their unrequited love and vow obsessive revenge over.

And, of course, we have to remember Ura-Maru
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observation about grand anime battles…

…And if Batmanis really prepared, he’ll arrange for his seiyu to be a pretty young pop singer, who gets to sing onscreen. There’s no way he’d lose, then.

You mean, like some kind of death ray?

Batman would kick all of the color-coded teens in the nuts and end it right there. If necessary, he would use his tremendous wealth and scientific genius to first construct his own giant batrobot which would kick the color-coded teens’ giant robot in its nuts, causing the color-coded teens to eject, and therey making their color-coded teen nuts accessible for the kicking.

If you mean the stupid basterdization known as POWER RANGERS here in the U.S. then Yeah Batman will Kick their asses anyday, But if you are meaning the Original Sentai Characters from Japan then I have to go with my color coded Asian buddies.
Trust me on this I have seen the Original Japanese Supersentai Warrior TV series, they do major ass kicking.

But I really dont think that they would ever fight each other, Batman and the Rangers fight on the side of good, I am thinking Bruce Wayne has his own Giant Robot somewhere in the Batcave and he is just waiting for a good reason to but on that tight spandex suit and ranger helmet. I can see it now… THE BAT RANGER!!

Well, for the sake of drama, Bats would give them a pretty good physical beat down, but they’d survive (they can survive being cut with laser swords, for chrissakes!), get into their super armor, beat Bats around. Then, they’d form the big bot, Bats would build his big bot, they’d fight, get attacked, and then discover that their two robots can combine to form a power the likes of which have never been seen, and then kill the evil alien invader, pose triumphantly as it explodes in the background, shake hands, and go on their separate ways.

It’s just hard to say, because even the sissified Power Rangers have been able to survive a lot of punishment (again…laser swords), yet physical hits still stun them pretty hard. Then again, Batman seems to be able to take down gods, so…I’m guessing eventually, Bats would come out on top, if nothing more than simply finding the self destruct mechonism on the zords and destroying that. Then finding some way to interfere with the Rangers’ power source, and kicking the crap out of the otherwise rather useless teens.

On the face of it, it would seem to be an impasse; both Batman and the teens in question are well-known for losing the first round, and then coming back and devastating their opponents in the second.

On the other hand, Batman is also well known for OUTTHINKING his opponents in the second round, whereas most giant robot teens just stomp around kicking ass.

The word “limpet mines” springs to mind…

Or the axem rangers…
Damn, that thing’s annoying.

No, no, I know the difference between Saban’s Power Rangers Cuisinart job and the original Sentai task force stuff. The original MMPR was rather fun in that they used a lot of the Japanese ass-kickin’ footage, but the later shows replaced all that with wussified American fight footage, which isn’t nearly half as cool.

What about the color-coded teens who don’t have nuts for Bats to kick?

Then he kicks them in the head and finishes with a hadouken death strike.

Why does this board have such a Batman fixation?
More importantly, why does this fixation always take shape in the form of pitting the poor dear against some sort of gifted opponent and then figuring if they could take him down?

Poor Batman…don’t pay attention to those nasty Cafe Socialites. They’re just sadistic degenrates, they are.

You’re new here, aren’t you?

As soon as Batman starts permanently preventing criminals or supervillains from harming the public again, I’ll “let up” on the ol’ Dark Knight.

Until then, I shall continue to plot the demise of our self-righteous nemesis, “Batman.”

“Thou shall fall by my hand, fiend! Thou SHALL FALL!”

Ranchoth
(“No man’s land” my ass…more like “Brucey gets to play god with the hapless mortals land!”)

He’d just call his cousin, Roger Smith (note the family resemblance), who’d bring Big O…

Orgazmo?

Poor Batman…don’t pay attention to those nasty Cafe Socialites. They’re just sadistic degenrates, they are. **
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