Batman vs. Hannibal Smith

Okay, who would win… the mysterious crimefighter, tactician and master of disguise, with access to a wide variety of exotic gadgets? Or Batman?

Is this Hannibal, solo, or does he have the rest of the team with him?

And Batman with or without the Boy Wonder?

Take your pick.
P.S. It’s “Napoleon Solo,” not “Hannibal Solo.” He’s the guy who make the Kesel run in just twelve parsecs.

Your thread title clearly says “Hannibal Smith.” And yet, for some reason, I was thinking of Hannibal Lecter.

Actually, now that I ponder that a bit, Batman vs. Lecter would be a pretty good matchup.

Me too, Sauron.

Batman kicks Smith’s ass, jaunty cigar and all. Even with the rest of the team. The A-Team graduated from the imperial stormtrooper shooting academy and any junkyard frankenstein they build up will be slaughtered by the various bat-vehicles.

But Batman vs. Lecter, there’s an interesting little psychological exercise.

Especially with all the psychological quirks about Batman that Lecter could take advantage of. Of course, if Batman is prepared, he wins, hands down.

Hannibal Lecter in Arkham Asylum.

This is BEGGING to be made into a comic.

I hate to admit it, but nothing in Batman’s repetoire seems adequate defense against Lecter’s mind-games.

Who’s Hannibal Smith? The guy from The A-Team?

Face, Murdock and Hannibal are bums. Now, B.A. “Bad Attitude” Barracus-- THAT’S a challenge! He’ll slap away all Batman’s kicks and punches snarling, " I ain’t got no time for the jibba-jabba, fool."

Batman wins, but then Wolverine comes in, they fight, both dying in the process. Thankfully, Robin has enough shark repellant and manages to revive them, then they realiaze it was all a ploy done by the Joker, and it ends with both of them destroying Galactus completely.
That’s how it would win in a fair fight.

Even the cabbage cannon?

You know something? The ‘Silence of the Lambs’ franchise is exhausted. So is the Batman franchise. And somehow, you’re 100% right. I’m not a comic book fan, and I’d read that for sure.

Not really a challenge here: Bruce Wayne wouldn’t even realize that he’s being tricked by Hannibal Smith in one of his various disguises. Through some incredible stroke of luck, he’d catch on though and manage to lock up the A-Team in the batcave. But of course they’d escape eventually. Then they’d proceed to put some armour plating on the various bat vehicles, apply a new paint job and voila, in less than an hour they have got enough firepower to deal with batman and the whole gotham city police, which has surrounded Wayne’s Mansion.

I can see the chase through the city, with one or two police cars doing that mid air flip and landing on the back, with the police officers crawling unharmed from their car. Oh and there’s a guest appearance by Colonel Decker, who arrives yet again too late on the scene to catch the A-Team, but at least he’s early enough to arrest Batman :wink:

It’s a shame that George Peppard is no longer with us, I’d really love to see that A-Team episode :wink:

Who would win in a fight? Batman or the third english word ending in GRY? And why are they parked in my driveway? :smiley:

Whomever has the best theme song. That’s who’ll win.

My personal feeling is that Airwolf will come screaming in and blow them all to bits. Right during the moment K.I.T. from Knight Rider is doing one of his mid-air flips over the fighting forms of Batman and Smith.

Hogwash. B.A. Barracus, in his Clubber Lang avatar, got beat down by Rocky Balboa. Rocky, though also a master of the 2nd encounter comeback, isn’t anyhere near being in Batman’s league when it comes to CQB. Therefore, B.A. Barracus in any of his incarnations is incapable of defeating Batman. Also, we should not forget that Batman could simply kick B.A. in the nuts and end it right there.

Just to make it interesting, it should be the REAL Batman and Robin, Adam West and Burt Ward.

At least we wouldn’t have to worry about the unfairness of them coming from different milieux (small screen v. small screen is the way to go; not big screen v. small screen).

That goes without saying. Adam West is the one true Batman.

Well, that’s always been my position, but the way most of the discussions on this board that deal with the Dark Knight go, you’d think that, say, Aunt Harriet and Chief O’Hara never existed.

My opinions, hogwash, Scumpup? BALDERDASH, fool. Balderdash and fiddlesticks.

Clubba Lang was a fool, fool. He took da money, took a dive, spent it on chains. AFROCENTRIC FACT: ‘Rocky’ took 897 consecutive reshoots with 237 Rocky Blaboa look alikes before Clubba Lang was tired enough to be defeated. Besides, Mr. T, the REAL Barracus, he can throw Batman hella far. A kick in the 'nads won’t even make ‘T’ scratch his balls hard. Know why? Cuz T drinks milk, fool. What kind of a black man drinks cow juice when three out of 4 African-Americans is lactose intolerant? NO ORDINARY MAN, THASS WHO. Think before you post, you Sumpup! I pity the fool who doubts T!

Okay, that leads to the obvious question. Batman vs…?

…the fool whou doubts T?