Battlestar Galactica 3.4 - "Exodus, Part Two" (spoilers)

Although I’m all for BSG catching teh Gay, I’m not so keen on having Gaylons. I mean, they’re modeled off humans, so if ~10% of humans are gay, then 10% of the Cylon models should be gay.

12 x 10% = 1.2 gay Cylon models

As far as I can tell, that leaves Cylon Gaeta dating… himself. Ick.

And maybe occasionally Simon, who’s “just experimenting and isn’t really that way.” Because you know he’s the model who’s 0.2 gay – we’ve seen how Doral and Leoben dress. They’re straight.

:wink:

Oooh, good catch, that. Back to Baltar’s Kobol visions. Well done!

Doral?? He’s about as straight as the letter “s.” Public Relations. That’s one step away from interior decorator on HGTV. :stuck_out_tongue:

Oh, Good Lord. I’d thought that orangey leisure suit jacket he wears was some cheap, polyester blend.

Is that… could it be… corderoy?!?!

Sweet, Cylon baby Jesus, it’s worse than I thought.

They’re supposed to be archetypes of humanity. Gay man in orange corderoy just doesn’t strike me as archetypical.

Doral is totally a Gaylon.

Are you suggesting that any self-respecting Gaylon would be caught dead and far, far from any resurrection ship in orange frakking corduroy?

It’d take some pretty good CGI to pull off, but could make for some very bizarre and erotic scenes. :eek: :smiley:

But would a straight Cylon even know where to get orange corduroy? Let’s face it. Girl had that tailored, and it look good. snap, snap.

What does it have in its pocketses, Precious?

Seriously. It’s like he’s got his lunch stuffed in his pockets. He’s like a Cylon “What Not To Wear” project.

Anyway, if Doral shows up with a tribal tattoo or a tramp stamp, maybe then I’ll be convinced. Until then, its Gaylon Gaeta, all the way. (he already has the tattoo…)

Speaking of that, anyone else notice Starbuck & Anders are sportin’ some rad tribal tattoos? Is that what they’re doing in lieu of wedding rings on New Caprica?

He’s in deep, deep cover.
I like the wedding tattoos. My husband and I aren’t much for the ink, but I have never thought of getting tattoos to declare our undying devotion to one another.