Although I’m all for BSG catching teh Gay, I’m not so keen on having Gaylons. I mean, they’re modeled off humans, so if ~10% of humans are gay, then 10% of the Cylon models should be gay.
12 x 10% = 1.2 gay Cylon models
As far as I can tell, that leaves Cylon Gaeta dating… himself. Ick.
And maybe occasionally Simon, who’s “just experimenting and isn’t really that way.” Because you know he’s the model who’s 0.2 gay – we’ve seen how Doral and Leoben dress. They’re straight.
[QUOTE=Corner Case]
Tigh: No, no. What else floats in water?
Crew 1: Bread.
Crew 2: Apples.
Crew 3: Very small rocks.
Crew 1: Cylons.
Crew 2: Gravy.
Crew 3: Hera.
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Oooh, good catch, that. Back to Baltar’s Kobol visions. Well done!
[QUOTE=Lightray]
we’ve seen how Doral and Leoben dress. They’re straight.
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Doral?? He’s about as straight as the letter “s.” Public Relations. That’s one step away from interior decorator on HGTV. 
[QUOTE=levdrakon]
Doral??
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Oh, Good Lord. I’d thought that orangey leisure suit jacket he wears was some cheap, polyester blend.
Is that… could it be… corderoy?!?!
Sweet, Cylon baby Jesus, it’s worse than I thought.
They’re supposed to be archetypes of humanity. Gay man in orange corderoy just doesn’t strike me as archetypical.
Doral is totally a Gaylon.
Are you suggesting that any self-respecting Gaylon would be caught dead and far, far from any resurrection ship in orange frakking corduroy?
[QUOTE=Lightray]
…As far as I can tell, that leaves Cylon Gaeta dating… himself. Ick…
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It’d take some pretty good CGI to pull off, but could make for some very bizarre and erotic scenes. :eek: 
[QUOTE=Loopydude]
Are you suggesting that any self-respecting Gaylon would be caught dead and far, far from any resurrection ship in orange frakking corduroy?
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But would a straight Cylon even know where to get orange corduroy? Let’s face it. Girl had that tailored, and it look good. snap, snap.
[QUOTE=levdrakon]
snap, snap.
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What does it have in its pocketses, Precious?
Seriously. It’s like he’s got his lunch stuffed in his pockets. He’s like a Cylon “What Not To Wear” project.
Anyway, if Doral shows up with a tribal tattoo or a tramp stamp, maybe then I’ll be convinced. Until then, its Gaylon Gaeta, all the way. (he already has the tattoo…)
[QUOTE=Lightray]
Anyway, if Doral shows up with a tribal tattoo or a tramp stamp, maybe then I’ll be convinced. Until then, its Gaylon Gaeta, all the way. (he already has the tattoo…)
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Speaking of that, anyone else notice Starbuck & Anders are sportin’ some rad tribal tattoos? Is that what they’re doing in lieu of wedding rings on New Caprica?
[QUOTE=Loopydude]
Are you suggesting that any self-respecting Gaylon would be caught dead and far, far from any resurrection ship in orange frakking corduroy?
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He’s in deep, deep cover.
I like the wedding tattoos. My husband and I aren’t much for the ink, but I have never thought of getting tattoos to declare our undying devotion to one another.
