It’s Buzzword Bingo. Get your cards out and see if you have a winner. I almost have two rows filled. Come on synergy or optimization!
My musical taste is narcoleptic.
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My music thinks your music is ugly and dresses funny.
My music’s Dad could beat up your music’s Dad.
Ah, I love it when pretentious diatribe is met by shameless ridicule.
My musical taste is copacetic, naturally.
Eh, it was pulled from Paul Brock’s ** ‘Breaking some of the myths again’, Australian journal of language and literacy, vol. 21, no. 1, 1998, pp. 8-26**.
You can check out some of the lifted paragraphs on this site of student responses to Brock’s essay: Click me! Click me! Most notably are:
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from this site.
So, unless Fup Duck is Paul Brock, I think we juuuuuuuust might have a less than honest poirson here.
Sounds fucked up to me.
lieu to my Skip… nice job.
“Ooooh, Baby! I really love your–”
“Quack!”
Thanks, my… um, darling… 
Hey, Fup Duck?
Gotcha Ya!
Oh, goody, plagiarism.
was kind of a fun line though. I now have the phrase “Thou shalt not commit poopery!” in my head.
Not to mention “Thou shalt not commit poopery in my head.”
Someone condence that op down for me… please. I couldn’t make it thru it.
So is he for or against the BBQPit, Drama-Queens and Hissy Fits?
My music is econometric.
Ah, shit. I really missed the boat there, didn’t I?
splashes about
(No, it’s a dagger)
My name is Inigo Montoya - prepare to die.
A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!
(Austrian accent ON) I’ll be back. (Austrian accent OFF)
No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.
Nice job, Skip. I was 95% certain it was stolen myself, but random Googling on some of the phrases in the piece didn’t turn up anything. Just out of curiosity, and if you don’t mind revealing your methods, how did you find it?
::Twirls wand about in a mysterious manner::
M A G I C !–
::Hastily puts away penis, wondering how that got out again…::
Actually, after failing to find anything through Google myself, I went and used the search string "myth ‘imprimatur of authority’" at AlltheWeb, and the first link led to the student essay site to which I linked. After backtracking on that site, I found the author; from there, it was pretty easy to find references to the article and publication date–it’s a very popular article it seems.
I was probably just a few steps ahead of another Doper getting the right phrase put into the right search engine, that’s all. Or I sold my soul to the Devil. If pressed, I might give that answer. 
Underpants.