My cat’s breath smells like poopery. Probably all the bum-licking she indulges in.
My cat’s music is felinetric.
UNDEROOS!!! (Especially Moderator Underoos.)
Whoa, think I might be a little feverish here.
What a guy! Tireless in the pursuit of Truth, and humble as well. Just like Columbo. 
Now where do you like to be pressed?..
::Hides Magic Penis Wand in his Columbo-like trench coat::
Um, only auntie em is allowed to press me there these days. Especially if I’m wearing Michael Ellis’s underpants or featherlou underoos.
It’s all very disturbing. :eek:
Oh, right! I’d forgotten you were the lovely auntie em’s sweetie too. Now I’m really jealous. You bastard!
( again, natch!)
Dammit, {b]Skip**! Like Ferrous, I thought “stolen” and googled a few phrases, but turned up nowt. I gave up there and didn’t try another search. Never give up, Dopers!
- :looks down, notices his underpants are missing: *
Hey! Give those back!
I bet it’s that stupid whiney bitch who sued for her valedictorianship and got disinvited from Harvard for plagiarising.
Or, I’m wrong and it’s just another dumb schmuck trolling.
Nyah! Can’t make me!
I can’t believe I read the entire thread and not one cyber-rant, drama-queening or hissy-fitting poopery.
BTW my musical taste is terrific. 
My musical taste is necrophilic. (grateful dead fan?)
I was in a musical once.
You know, I’m getting tired of the same old trolls. Where are the troll shamans? The berserkers? Where is the troll chieftain? How about a good old vapor troll, an ice troll, or the Giant Two-Headed Troll?
Sheesh…
Just as long as we’re all clear that I’m stil the screechy, hissy drama queen and attention whore du jour we’ll all get along just fine.
[sub]bitch[/sub]
Esprix
That OP looks like a justhink post to me.
There are 58 commas in the OP.
I don’t know what that means or why I counted, but it’s definitely something to think about.
Hey, be nice to Fup Duck – he’s probably just pissed about getting laid off from Chik-Fil-A or something like that. Maybe he needs cyberhugs to help dissipate his cyber-rage.
What with my sig being brought up here before I even knew about this particular rant, I’ve a feeling I know what this person (?) is talking about.
Shall we stop being so inclusive, less mysterious, and get to the fucking point?
This is one Fupped-up thread.
My music humped the conductor’s leg at band camp.
And here I thought your music didn’t know how to get off.
My music just snorted pepsi up its nose.