Be a Newswami: predict the most outlandish news for June 7, 2012

Get out your crystal ball, pull down the ouija board, unwrap those special tarot cards you keep hidden in a mayonnaise jar. You’re going to look into the future and predict some hard-to-imagine, even harder-to-believe news item for next Thursday.

Can be anything that will appear as a headline or one of those news-of-the-weird items on one or more of these websites some time in the day of June 7, 2012:

– Google News
– Yahoo! News
– BBC
– CNN
– Fox News
– MSNBC
– New York Times
– The Onion
– Huffington Post
– Washington Post

If you want to name another source in your prediction, that will be fine. The ten listed above don’t require a specific mention.

Predictions will not be in the running for winner of the exercise if posted after midnight on June 6-7, 2012.

You will be responsible for posting a link to your story/item from one of those 10 sources (or the source you name) during the day of June 7.

Be as weird and unlikely as you like. As mundane as you care to be.

Just make sure it’s going to be in the news!

Be the first on your block to be a Newswami! And if your town adds to the pizzazz (like Miami Newswami or Tamiami Newswami) you can even get a t-shirt to that effect.

Winner of the exercise/contest will be the earliest posted prediction that has a corroborating link posted sometime on June 7.

Have a blast. Make a headline! Get those predictions coming in.

The Onion - Irish Traveler Community backs Mitt Romney

Here’s hoping you win! That’s so right!

79 WWII veterans perish making comemmorative jumps at Normandy for the 68th anniversary of the D-Day invasion.

Moved Cafe Society --> MPSIMS.

Probably should go without saying that you can’t win if you create the news yourself.

Indeed. That would be too much like Death Pool no-no territory.

Man Falls Into Animal Enclosure at German Zoo.

Montreal cannibal linked to Russian mob.

Oh wait, you wanted outlandish, not accurate, hrm…

Well that sucks.

George Zimmerman exonerated after a review of video evidence. Security camera footage reveals shadowy figure with carbine on 6th floor balcony belonging to suspect Lee Wayne Oswald.

Supreme Court Upholds Obamacare

Gangs using Wet Trout to attack one another on L.A. streets: Drive-By Troutings New Urban Menace!

The guy in Florida who got his face eaten, eats a face.

Dick Clark emerges from his tomb, asking, “What? You thought I was really dead?”

All glory to hypno-toad!

Straight Doper Eve Enjoys Lunch With James Dean

Federal Agents raid secret machine-gun factory.

Paleontologist says “Hobbits” lived less than 1000 years ago.

North Korea claims executed man was US assassin.

Arson suspected in wave of fires at foreclosed homes.

Supreme Court agrees to hear case of convicted polygamist.

“Indecent” bridal gown leads to arrest at wedding.

I turn 30!

Oh.

Can I win if my parents created it?