Be big. Be meaty. Be a loudmouthed asshole on the fast track to a heart attack.

Anybody seen these annoying commercials, with the loudmouthed idiot sounding off about his “beliefs” while grilling tubes of mystery meat?

“I believe in big things. Big engines, big food, big skies…”

Blah blah blah. I wonder if he believes in hyper-enlarged hearts from arterial plaque blockages, cause something tells me he may find out what that’s all about.

My girlfriend cracked me up the first time we saw one of the commercials.

“Oh my god! That bastard ate Dennis Leary!”

:smiley:

You know, that’s pretty funny. I’ve also seen these commercials and thought the same thing about the fast-track to the heart-attack. And also, for the life of me, I can’t remember who the hell the commercial was for.

Viagra maybe?

I pondered this campaign some time ago.

Homoerotic Ballpark Franks ad.