Be My Robotic Dinosaur

[CalMeacham]

I sincerely hope this link works.
http://tease.thedailywh.at/2011/08/26/craigslist-ad-of-the-day-13/

Nothing turns me on more than Jurassic Park role play. You must be the animatronic dinosaur, and I must be the helpless child (Tim or Lex) stuck in the park at your mercy.

You will growl mechanically into my ear and stare threateningly. I will feign panic and search for the flash light in the back seat of the visitor jeep. You will sniff at the window slowly and then release a robotic roar into the night air. I scream for Alan Grant, but your over sized robot jaws come crashing down through the overhead window, pinning me to the floor.

I cannot stress this enough however, you must play as a ROBOTIC dinosaur. This is very specific. My interest lies entirely in animatronic dinosaurs, not real ones. I thought I should mention this as there have been unfortunate miscommunications in the past, leading to performances that have left me without an orgasm.

She cannot stress it enough – you must be a ROBOTIC dinosaur. Otherwise it just – doesn’t --work. And I can see why.

Here’s the original ad. I split it in case this might violate some Board rukle:

http://craigslol.com/ seeking-a-sexual-tyrannosaur-for-a-romp-in-the-park-w4m/

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

Me Grimlock! Me be right over!

[Little_Nemo]

I hear the guys at Disney World are still talking about her visit.

[Freudian_Slit]

We should hook PSXer up with her and see if we can’t part him from his V-Card.