I read its tweet. The bear did give a shit.
Somebody alert Colbert. This bear menace must be stopped!
In Soviet Russia, Prius bears insurance with tricycle replacement coverage.
Nah, not cheap, they are real outlaws and refuse to get it. Cranky they are…
Jeez, what’s with the bears this week? First an elderly bear hit Reese Witherspoon with a car (she’s okay), and now this.
Glad everyone was safe. That situation could have turned grizzly.
no shame