Moving from Cafe Society to MPSIMS.
The bear probably only had liability insurance, being cheap bastards and all.
FFS bear, don’t you relise the eco-friendly Prius is for your benefit? next time, trash an SUV.
Prius Horribilis
Of course it’s a lousy driver, it has huge, stupid furry paws. I thought that you lot over there were really big on giving bears arms, not cracked that yet eh?
I’m so ashamed of myself now…
What they didn’t show was RJ the raccoon leaving a can of Spuddies on the front seat with the door open. After the bear climbed in RJ shut the door. The rest, well… that you know.
“Who’s driving? Oh my god, Bear is driving! How can that be?”
get out of my car
you are a bear
you can’t even drive
Bears are STRONG. Had one rip off the door to my shed last weekend (again). The latch was secured by 4 1-1/2" lag bolts driven into the wood. Gone. The only way that I can see that it would be pulled off is by him grabbing the bolt for the latch with a nail or two and pulling. The damage would have been different if he managed to pull the door it self. I’m sure the inside of that Prious is toast.
Damn it! Our school district just decided to replace bus drivers with trained bears, too.
It’s almost as if they learned nothing from tricycles.
The bear had no insurance at all. Bears never do. I used to be an insurance provider (technically I am still am, in fact), and I assure you that, no matter how desperate I was to make a sale, I was not going into a fricking bear’s den to sell a policy.
Ok, that made me laugh.
We all knew you were evil, Skald, but not THAT evil!
Oh hush! Don’t give Rahm Emmanuel any ideas!
Not all insurance providers are evil, dearest, as not all insurance companies are evil. A mutual company is run for the benefit of its customers, not stockholders.
Bears may not be good drivers, but Dogs seem to drive Subarus just fine!
The inside of the car was completely trashed. I saw a video of the story.
He was probably upset that there weren’t pic-a-nic baskets in the car. To add further insult to injury, Boo Boo had dumped him for the night.
They identified the culprit. He was in a rage after being let go from his job. Apparently, he was in charge of teaching Texans how to bank their campfires.