Replica Bison Testicles the Focus of Crime Spree
Twenty anatomically-correct fiberglass bison in Edmonton, Alberta had their testicles removed between last Friday and Monday. The Bison, there for the 2001 World Championships in Athletics, were painted various colors to represent different countries. They were to be sold off after the event, with the money going to charity, but a police spokesman says their value will drop considerably if they aren’t complete.
The good news is that there was an arrest today–two of the criminals were caught red-handed. The men were apprehended with the fake testicles, a fire extinguisher, and a cloth–the police spokesman said he did not know the significance of the last two items. The two are not currently suspects in the other 19 neuterings, however.
My personal advice is to stay out of Edmonton until the cops have a handle on the crime wave. People who will steal fiberglass bison testicles just might be dangerous.