The recently publicized studies linking breast cancer to uneven breasts got me thinking about Halle Berry. While watching her famous nude scene in Monster’s Inc., I couldn’t help but notice that one of her breasts was significantly larger than the other. Being the naturally visual male that I am, it knocked her beauty down a notch for me (from THE most stunningly beautiful woman ever to grace the screen, down to THE most stunningly beautiful woman with lopsided breasts ever to grace the screen).
Are there any other actresses with this achilles heel, or a similar one?
Wasn’t Monsters Inc. animated, with John Goodman and Billy Crystal? I missed Berry’s nude scene in that one, but I didn’t notice any issues when she flashed us in Swordfish.
I was just going to say, that’s not the Monster’s, Inc. I remember watching with my little nephews!
Having not seen Monster’s Ball I don’t know the scene you’re referring to, but now I have to ask… are you serious about breast asymmetry taking her down in a notch in your eyes? Please tell me you aren’t, because if you are… dang, as if there weren’t enough things to have self-image issues about.
Yes I do. Good think I didn’t make the same mistake the time when my wife asked me to rent Monster’s Inc. for the kids.
It’s not a full notch, just a partial one. C’mon, perfection is perfection and those things ain’t perfection. And I am talking about Hollywood here, I don’t think I would make similar judgements in real life.
You may be interested in a scene in the excellent Nicole Holofcener film Lovely and Amazing in which Emily Mortimer stands naked before Dermot Mulroney and asks him to catalogue her physical flaws, one of which is the asymmetricality in question. It’s a stunningly powerful comment on the insecurities of a beautiful woman.
I hadn’t noticed uneven breasts in Moster’s Ball, or even in Monsters, Inc. (where you’d kinda expect it, if you think about it). Are you sure? I’m gonna have to look at more nude pix of Halle Berry now. I’ll tell Pepper Mill it’s research.
My candidate for interestingly asymmetrical beautiul movie women: Jane Seymour, who has one blue eye and one brown eye. Likke those dogs.
Gorblimey! Somebody’s lookin’ at her feet! That’s gotta be a first.
There was a young lady, a Pisces,
Whose breasts were of different sizes.
The left one was small,
It was nothing at all,
But the right one was huge and won prizes!
I see a lot of actresses who would be beautiful if they would just stand up straight! Think of me as your lovely older sister, making you walk up and down stairs with a book on your head until your heels bleed. 'Cause you need to do that, all of young Hollywood.
For instance, Kirsten Dunst would be gorgeous if she bought a bra, learned how to put it on, and then did the aforementioned stairs-til-you-bleed routine.
