Beautiful Actresses with Uneven Breasts (or other singular defects)

Vivica Fox has a dent in her right breast. I guess her implants ruptured or whatever. It’s seriously disturbing.

Which reminds me that I’ve thought about starting a thread regarding which actresses in Hollywood have the best natural (ie, non-surgically enhanced) breasts.

My first thoughts were Gretchen Mol and Anne Hathaway.

Kate Moss has a third nipple. So her breasts, by definition, are odd not even.

Note that the thread title reads “Beautiful.”
And “Actress.”

psst

Really! what the heck?

Here’s a picture.

Link should be SFW. The breasts are mostly covered.

The future Mrs. Cerowyn, less well known by her soon-to-be-maiden name “Halle Berry,” is still perfect in my book (even if she’s two months older than me). Anyone who shows up to claim their Razzie Award has more than enough personality and humility to make up for any minor physical flaws. :smiley:

My vote for odd breasts is Loni Anderson. I mean, really, does she wear a spacer down there or something?

I seem to recall that Loni Anderson had breast cancer at some point. Some residual oddness may be due to reconstructive surgery.

Oops, I think it was Suzanne Summers. Wrong professional blonde.

Halle’s boobs are definitely real, and look like they’re actually starting to get a bit flapjacky in the Swordfish caps. I wish she had been sitting more upright in that scene.

Heather Graham has one boob substantially larger than the other. Look for screen caps from the (horrible) movie Killing Me Softly where she has here arms spread out wide for evidence.

Considering your user name, I thought you would at least appreciate the first picture :slight_smile:

:eek:

Yeah…forget SFW. That link ain’t safe for anywhere.

You know, that came across as way snottier than I meant it to. I wasn’t criticizing Halle Berry for having a nose job. In fact, it is one of my favorite examples of excellent plastic surgery. Here is a before and after. As you can see, the nose was given more definition, and the new nose fits in better with her delicate features.

I think a lot of celebrities could take a tip from her (ha ha! A tip!): Get the one nose job if you want, but then leave it alone. Jennifer Lopez now looks like she has no nose at all. Freaky.

Christy Turlington, an undeniably beautiful woman, appears to have a lazy left eye.

…Uh…whoosh??? :rolleyes:

Katie Holmes has two assholes, one of which she’s set to marry.

Um, some people have heads that are a little too rounded (or peaked) to balance something while moving, unless the hair is removed…

The worst part, IMHO, is that she’s stupid enough to wear a low-cut blouse. Has she no pride?

can I add Rosario Dawson, whom I think is stunning, but whose nostrils are two different sizes.

But it makes her even better, because then she isn’t too perfect. :slight_smile: