FlyingRamenMonster
Formerly known as, well, if you knew me it’d be easy enough to tell. I just felt like I needed a name that I didn’t go by in the rest of the internet, for various reasons. You know that feeling when you have some sort of website that you neglect to tell your real-life acquaintences about and then they find it and they’re like “HAY! I FOUND YOUR WEBSITE/DEVIANTART PAGE/BLOG AND I LOOKED AT/DOWNLOADED/READ ALL YOUR CONTENT/ART/JOURNAL ENTRIES!!!” and you’re like “Aw, crap”? And suppose that while this was going on, your online friends from a different part of the internet have this same conversation with you? And you start feeling resentful because you’ve lost the anonymity that the internet was supposed to provide? Yeah.
Soooo… welcome your new sodium-laden overlord? 
Are you in cahoots with the FSM, though?
Ooh. Sneaky. Except I found out your “secret identity” in about 2 seconds, after reading your OP prompted me to do a little search.
Your OP is claptrap.
If you truly want to remain anonymous on the internet, I’m sure someone can give you some tips on how to be better at it.
Pfff. If I wanted to cover my tracks I’d have to leave the SDMB and ask for my account to be purged. Since that ain’t happening (regardless of whether or not I actually want to; I"m pretty sure the admins don’t do that sort of thing just because you ask them to), the best I can do is avoid making new tracks and wait for the old ones to be snowed over by time.
Kythereia: I went to high school with the guy. He seemed nice but had a bit of a Messiah complex, you know?
You’ve got a DeviantArt, eh?
In light of this change, at least nobody can say you’re a one-note poster. And your posts are very interesting, quite…well, certainly not dull. All in all, I suspect you’ll find the new name to be a very minor issue. 