Because you know you're all desperate to know what my new boyfriend looks like

This is RJ. We’ve been together for just under two months. My cats seem to like him, and that’s the important thing.

Always trust your cats. They know more about people than you or I and probably have a better understanding of relationships too! My boyfriend passed the test with flying colors upon meeting my cats…now I just have to meet his in a little more than a week. Good luck with continuing happiness with RJ.

I successfully got my girlfriend/fiancee/wife to get rid of all her cats. It took pregnancy to get rid of the last one. I am proud of this accomplishment.

He looks like a young Stephen Root. Which is not at all a bad thing. Best wishes on your relationship, Otto!